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You look good, yeah.
Hey guys, welcome to the Apple Byte, Brian Tong here.
And you know what, 2017 has been a tough year.
We've had some great moments but really what made it great is all of the comments and encouraging words of inspiration from you.
For the record, your singing voice has improved.
It's enjoyable.
I'm a music teacher, and the airpods look good on you, just saying.
This song is so stupid, but it's stuck in my head.
What have you done to me, Brian Tong?
Could it get any douchier?
Probably not.
I think Brian is a senior editor or something like that.
So sorry for senior employees and staff.
Yeah me too Melvin.
Mm-hm.
Thank you for being an openly gay man.
It has made me proud and open to be a homosexual man.
Thank you Brian I really love you.
I'm not but, thanks for the complement.
Sometimes I feel like Apple Byte is total trash.
But then I come to a conclusion that is actually absolute genius.
If you're wearing a pants from the men section and instead of womens, your phone will fit.
[UNKNOWN] will really down in this video.
I hope his personal life if going okay.
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Love the placement of your cross with the astronaut.
2005 called and say they want their cross necklace back.
Bryan Tong is sincerely the most irritating phone reviewer on the planet.
Bryan Tong, The Goat, he got that man out of that ten-year plus friend zone.
That's truly legendary.
You still work for CNET?
Sometimes you are annoying Brian, but this time you are not.
Love those anal beads.
Anal beads?
You mean these?
You and your **** hairstyle and that **** blonde streak looks like a bird shat on your head and left it there cuz you look
Good ****
[LAUGH] That's from a brit, I'm telling you.
I can read the way it's written.
Wow, you guys are just mean, like cruel.
I'm just someone who's having fun doing my job, and you're just unloading all of your frustrations.
I don't know what's wrong with you guys.
So here's to a better 2018, for you, for us and for me too.
Man.
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It's not right.
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