London's huge, shirtless Jeff Goldblum statue is even sexier in person
Had an email recently, and it read, hi Andy, love your work.
But tell me, what gets you out of bed in the morning?
Well, that's very easy to answer.
It's giant, sexy Jeff Goldblum.
Made by Now TV to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Jurassic Park, giant Jeff is not only a great monument of the film, but a perfect homage to what it is to be sexy and open [UNKNOWN] shirt [UNKNOWN].
It's 20 feet long, took about 250 hours to make, and while i thought it was inflatable at first, I can assure that Jeff's abs are
Rock hard, which I'm sure is true to life.
Also pretty sure that the nipple proportions are spot on too.
But perhaps my favorite thing about this, though, is that real Jeff didn't actually know this was being made.
So I love the idea of him coming down to London, having a stroll along the bank of the Thames, and coming face to face with his giant sexy self.
Which does sound like some very odd fan fiction in the making.
He's only here until this evening, so you'll have to get down to London's Tower Bridge pretty quickly if you want to bask in all its glory.
In the meantime though, simply just enjoy all of these gratuitous close-ups.
Set to romantic music.
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