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You know how I know you're obsessed with technology?
How?
You backed 346 Kickstarters last year.
Okay Rich, let's talk about how you celebrated your laptop's birthday last month.
Making it to a year is kind of a big deal for me.
You know how I know you're obsessed with technology?
You petitioned to make Bill Gates a Saint.
Okay, one I'm still collecting signatures for that.
Two, this coming from the girl who live tweeted her nana's funeral.
It's what she would have wanted.
You know how I know you're obsessed with technology?
Wait, hang on, you're the one who still holds the torch for web OS
Because cards are amazing
And they're not coming back
That hurts
The truth does hurt
You're the worst Rich DeMurro.
I think that's our bus.
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