The CNET bloopers of 2014
The CNET bloopers of 2014
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The CNET bloopers of 2014

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[UNKNOWN] We're professionals. This is [NOISE] This is not the conditions a professional should be expected to work under. [MUSIC] Three, two, wh, I'm Sharon Vockman. Van, is that not weird? So Phillips' sound quality is pretty good considering it doesn't have a subhoofer, sub, subwoofer. It's called Candy Crush Soda Saga. I can't say that word. Sa, sag, Soda Saga. It's in current leading-edge phones like the Galaxy Note 4 and [LAUGH] [LAUGH] What's so funny? I don't know, but I do it eight times, it starts to get funny. The quirky [MUSIC] ple With a 960 by fif, fif, 40. Dammit. [NOISE] It's how to carve a pumpkin, Donald. You didn't wait for me to finish the drumroll. Oh, sure. [UNKNOWN] It's supposed to be a dramatic pause at the end of the drumroll. Oh, okay. [LAUGH] Well, are we still shooting? Yeah. Okay. [LAUGH] [NOISE] Tell me that wasn't that rock. I think it was. Let me run it back. Now you can customize, bleh, bleh, bleh. Apple will walk you through, bleh. You can set it to auto unlock. But that's pret, bleh. Both below and above water [MUSIC] Power draw of, no. A very pressive. Bit more, which means that you're. At the end of the day, the bah, bah, bah, boo, boo, boo. [LAUGH] Okay. What's wrong? What's wrong with saying testicle? I mean, testing. You say testicle, it's the same thing. I'm getting this on tape to show human. [INAUDIBLE] Oh geeze. [CROSSTALK] **** said testicle to me and it's causing me [CROSSTALK] Very [CROSSTALK] I, I'm [CROSSTALK] [INAUDIBLE] [LAUGH] Yeah, yeah [INAUDIBLE] [LAUGH] Yes, yes. Maybe. [LAUGH] [UNKNOWN] on top of your shoulder. Or if you're [LAUGH]. Rice and even the creepy hand. This is Shawn. This is my assistant. Assistant Chris. He helps me take food photos. [MUSIC] Yeah, right over there. But there is one right on her forehead. [LAUGH] Oh, how did my hair look in that, by the way? It is amazing? Oh no, Mark. No, Mark. For God's sake. The good news is that the Edge 2 is still such a great phone. You, you can now pick it up. Oh, [BLEEP] hell. How am I looking? Great. Would you describe my look as funky fresh? You would? Nah. [NOISE] Mike. Was that really necessary? [NOISE] [MUSIC] No. Aw [BLEEP]. All right, this idiot's in my way. Come on, go around, go around. Okay, let's try this again. Oh [BLEEP]. Come on, go around, go around. Round. Okay. Let's try this now. Son of a [BLEEP]. And all I wanna do is lick it. It makes. Oh, okay. Buttocks. Okay, we got buttocks. [LAUGH] Excuse us, folks. We're shooting that way. Here we are. Right in here. In here. Ouch. See, that's gonna do it to me. That's gonna do it to me. Okay. Here we go. [LAUGH] It's every time I do one of these cars. All right. Three, two, first under the hood, here's evidence that BMW hates you and wants you to die. Will you please go around? Oh, my God. These people. What the hell do you want? You got a subtle body hit around the car. Bleh. [MUSIC] You gotta go around, dude, you gotta go around. Come on, you gotta go around. Jesus Christ in hell. All right, here we go. [MUSIC]

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