Better than a sharp stick in the eye, but barely
Better than a sharp stick in the eye, but barely
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Better than a sharp stick in the eye, but barely

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So there've been some pretty great sticks through out history. Like the chopsticks, the memory stick and the joy stick. Skip to the end and now we're at peak Selfie Stick, the poles people use with their phone on one end and their dignity on the other. You know where you can stick it? I thought it couldn't get any worse than people taking photos on their tablets. Your face plus selfie stick equals narcissistick. When Nigel no friends goes traveling he just asks someone else to take a photo of him. You know, like a normal person. So you've got a long. Extendable pole. Congratulations. The only person who thinks you look fantastic is you. And once you're over sticking out like a sore thumb, you can use that selfie stick to play fetch. Look maybe I'm a stick in the mud, but here's a crazy thought. Forget about the stick, just stop taking so many damn selfies.

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