Hail to the King, baby! Bruce Campbell elects Ash for president
Hail to the King, baby! Bruce Campbell elects Ash for president
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Hail to the King, baby! Bruce Campbell elects Ash for president

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Ask would be a great president. What, you never saw I guy with a chainsaw hand before? He doesn't care what anybody thinks. I'll be the press conference. How about it? I'd get three bad questions and I'd shut the whole thing down, walk out. Because I'm the president. [MUSIC] He's running on get out of my face, leave me alone. The next one of you primates even touches me. I'll talk to you when I want to talk to you. Let's talk about how I get back home. I think we should get rid of Everybody dies here. It's just a rule. Death, taxes, more death. And I don't pay taxes, so all I know is death. Yep, we want axes, not taxes. [MUSIC] Meet with the Soviet Union, cuz I'm gonna be so hungover, I'll be the greatest negotiator ever. As you just the guys in the office. In the oval office. Like Putin. You just go right, right for his throat. Right, right from the Goga. And your own guys have to pull you off him and his own guys. You know. That's how you start negotiation. You go for his throat. [MUSIC]. A while the bedroom gotta get. You know. Black light. Waterbeds, bongs. We gotta deck that place out. Better ventilation so we can get the reefer going. So that the Secret Service guys don't get all weird, you know. [MUSIC] You're allowed to write in to vote. So I think he's gonna get the write in vote so you won't have to make that horrible decision. Ash will win, the world will be saved. When evil shows up, it blows up. [BLANK_AUDIO] Still working on the slogan. Axes, not taxes. Bang. [MUSIC]

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