Patrick Holland has been a phone reviewer for CNET since 2016. He is a former theater director who occasionally makes short films. Patrick has an eye for photography and a passion for everything mobile. He is a colorful raconteur who will guide you through the ever-changing, fast-paced world of phones, especially the iPhone and iOS. He used to co-host CNET's I'm So Obsessed podcast and interviewed guests like Jeff Goldblum, Alfre Woodard, Stephen Merchant, Sam Jay, Edgar Wright and Roy Wood Jr.
Patrick's play The Cowboy is included in the Best American Short Plays 2011-12 anthology. He co-wrote and starred in the short film Baden Krunk that won the Best Wisconsin Short Film award at the Milwaukee Short Film Festival.
It's been six years since you were released in beta. At that time, you were a cool novelty that I'd show off to friends at a bar. Over the years, you became faster and able to handle more tasks and queries. But as helpful as you try to be, you just aren't that convenient. Neither are your fellow artificial intelligence assistants: Amazon Alexa, Samsung Bixby, Microsoft Cortana or Google Assistant.
Apple has already announced a couple nifty improvements for you that will come with
such as a more natural sounding voice and being able to type out queries. But I'm hoping that you get more serious improvements like making your interface more consistent across devices and protecting my
while learning more about me.
Input, more input
I can ask you questions with a press of the home button or a simple "Hey Siri." More and more, you give me the answer I'm looking for, but occasionally, I still get a list of search results that don't exactly help.
I bring all this up because you're capable of being so much more useful, you just need more information about me and the ability to process it quickly. This means learning more about my behaviors, my situational context and more facts about me.
The way in which you notify me to leave my house early because of traffic points to a more helpful future. A future where you can predict and even deal with inconveniences before I am affected by them.
Some of that knowledge will come from being able to compare my behavior and situation with those of other people. And that quickly gets into privacy concerns, which I'll go more into later.
In iOS 11, you'll be able to learn a bit about me and my preferences in order to predict music I might like, recommend Apple News stories and predict Safari searches. These are baby steps, but important nonetheless.
For you to become truly convenient, I need you to perform consistently no matter what device I access you from.
You need to be like HAL 9000 from the film "2001: A Space Odyssey" (with less of the killing, obv). The astronauts in "2001" can access HAL from pretty much anywhere in their spaceship, exploration pods and spacesuits. There isn't one HAL for the spaceship and another HAL for their space suits, each with its own unique set of commands.
I should be able to do the same with you whether I'm in my car, at work, at home watching TV or on the go. I shouldn't feel like there are different Barbie doll versions of you: iPhone Siri, Mac Siri, Apple TV Siri and CarPlay Siri. I just want to feel like you're the same Siri across all my devices and that you remember things about me no matter what device I'm on.
One interesting update coming in iOS 11 will be the ability for you to sync my information and preferences across my devices. It's not exactly clear what information will be synced and if syncing will just be between
devices or across
to include devices running
, TVOS and WatchOS. Depending on how it works, this could be a step in the right direction.
Siri, I like that you protect my privacy. Yet, our relationship is all about balance. The more information I give you, the more helpful you can be. But the more information you have about me, the more at risk that information is.
I need you to continue to protect my information and go beyond just encrypting it. I want you to actively defend it, identify potential threats and be proactive at stopping any breaches.
For example, my bank will call to tell me that an unauthorized purchase was attempted on my credit card and that they prevented it from happening. All this happens before I notice anything wrong with my account.
I want the same from you. The more people become reliant on using you, the more new threats there will be against you and the information you have access to. I need you to be like my bank and learn how those new threats work and prevent them from affecting me before I even notice.
And on Tuesday, people will no doubt be a buzz about the latest "iPhone 8X Pro Edition." I just hope that during the announcement Craig Federighi, Apple's senior VP of software engineering, has a moment where he says, "We've got a few more things to show you about Siri."
I am excited about all the ways you'll be able to make my life more convenient in the future. I just want that future to be now.
First published Sept. 8, 5:35 a.m. PT. Update Sept. 11, 11:30 a.m.: Adds references and links to newest iPhone reports.