When the video loads and the first thing I hear is that incoming sketch piece, I cringe instantly.
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Brian has good knowledge, And good subjects that he covers, but it's old real quick when he starts trying to act cool or whatever he wants to call it.
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Ryan, you would have to have a girlfriend in the first place to break up.
This exotic chicken really hates apple.
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Bruh.
Bruh, cut that streak out of yo hair.
Cut that streak out of yo hair.
Cut that streak out of yo hair.
You a grown **** man.
You a grown **** man.
This dude has no chill.
Single forever.
Isn't he sick of his fashion already?
Get a makeover already!
You look so dated.
I used to love this show, but the crude, childish and immature humor has really turned me off.
[BLEEP] dude, working out much?
Coming from a straight male, you look good.
You look good.
You look good.
Keep stacking.
Keep stacking
Keep stacking.
What's stacking?
Why does he look like a skunk?
Nick is kind of cute, just saying.
Thanks, brother.
No, I used to watch these videos because you used to love Apple as much as most of us.
I think the Applebytes should get a new host.
And you could go do Andriod things.
We need a real Apple fan.
I cannot stand Bryan Tong.
Thank you to all of you who have continued to support the Apple Bite over the years.
Due to the overwhelming constructive criticism directed towards Brian, the pummeling of his self-esteem has turned him into a shell of the man he used to be.
The Apple Byte will take a break and return in 2016.
Brian chose to do this fully nude.
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