Shag, marry, kill: E3 2015 (Tomorrow Daily 195)Khail, Ashley and GameSpot's Danny O'Dwyer play the time-honored party game, but with an E3 twist.
[MUSIC] Greetings citizens of the Internet. Actually I'm gonna stop you right there. Okay. Let's not even pretend this is going to be a normal episode, nor is it going to be normal coverage of E3, because look. We've already seen and hear, best of E3, we've already seen who won, and all that stuff. That's true. And that's also not our style anyway. That's also true. And so, what I think we should do today, is a game, I'm scared. A game of marry, shag, kill. Ooh I like it. For games, devices at E3. One. I'm going to pick some. You're going to pick some, and then we're going to bring on special guests. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So are you ready to get started. Yeah. Let's do this. [MUSIC] All right, Cale, do you want to kick things off since this is your idea. I've really thought a lot about This. This is the way I think, is Mary [UNKNOWN]. So, All right Starting off, I'm just going to straight up marry Bethesda. Just whole company. They treat me right, all the way through, every single night. Everything would be perfect, peachy keen. They're giving me what I want. They're giving me more than what I want out of the relationship [CROSSTALK] I feel like it's long-lasting. Obviously they're cool with making sequels. Fallout is gonna give me a, that's a long relationship just right there. Obviously Dishonored, something I didn't know that I wanted, but they gave it to me, because they know that I needed it. All right? It's just a great relationship, me and Bethesda. And they let me do what I want. It's an RPG world that they offer me. So I get what I want out of it. So me and Bethesda, we were meant for each other. So I think I would marry Bethesda. Bethesda plus kale anonymous sport ever That's my Mary, my Mary is Bethesda. I didn't pick one specific game, I'm marrying Bethesda. Ok, so who's your Mary? My Mary, because it makes me feel all warm inside and I feel like It makes me a happy person, is Yoshi's Woolly World. [LAUGH] You're gonna marry Yoshi's Woolly World? Yoshi's Wooly World. It's so cute, oh my gosh. When you play it, you just wanna cuddle it up at night and marry it and live with it forever. I don't think you know what marriage is, is what I'm learning here today. I do. I'm sorry, which one of us is married? Touche. Hey. I'm not gonna. No comment there. Yep. Yoshi's Willy World. It's so adorable, it's so nice, it treats me so good. I haven't even heard anybody bring up Yoshi's Willy World until this moment right now. Well, now it's happening. And I'm telling you it makes me feel warm and squishy on the inside. And that's It feels like it's a sustainable burn. It's a long-lasting love, I feel. Yoshi's [UNKNOWN] World is the game for me. Alright fair enough. You've married the dinosaur, got it. Married little Yoshi So moving onto Shag. Because we can't say the other word. Nope, we're going to the British. I've been trying so hard not to say it. No, we really are. So For me, it would have the Morpheus, Sony's Morpheus headset. Oh, I like it. Their new VR headset, it's coming out early next year. Yeah, next year. First half of next year. First half of next year, and the reason is because look, I tried it on, and I went at it. I went at it right away. [CROSSTALK] But I knew that it wouldn't last long. I knew that I'd have to either move to another game or that at some point, I'd have to stop playing it. But for that time that I was playing it, I was in it, I was immersed, I just was trying all different types of things. It was amazing. And I- It was very experimental. It was very experimental. Something I'd never done before and I was doing moves I'd never tried and playing a game in a way I'd never done before. So, yeah. Definitely shag Morpheus. You done now? Good? Your turn, go ahead. All right, so my shag is a game that I can't stop talking about. It's Cuphead. Cuphead is my game. I love it, but here's the thing. It feels like it's gonna be a quick relationship, like I'm gonna play it for a very intense. Short period of time and then I'm going to leave it behind for other things. Ooh!. Okay, I feel like, yeah, I feel like it's going to be more of like, it's kind of that like really intense burn really quick. And then all of a sudden it's just going to burn out, and then I'm going to find other games. I mean, I think I'm going to find other games.>> It's sad. It is really sad, but it's heartless. It's heartless, cold. But you know what, it's the truth. I feel like I'm gonna play that game, it's gonna be short and sweet, and fun, but also like, been a real slice, see you later, time for new stuff. Whatever. You're gonna buy a Cup Head shirt and wear it around, so nobody ever shags someone and wears a t-shirt with their face on it, so- So you say. I Alright so let's move on to kill, alright. Oh boy. This is a tough one. Ok. This is tough. So kill wasn't tough for me. Just Dance. Just Die. How bout that. Why don't you like. It was either that I [INAUDIBLE] going to pick Just Dance just cuz there's still more of those, those don't stop. I think they're just making them without anybody actually I think you might be right. I think you might be right. I was going to kill Unravelled. What is it? Is that the one, the little yarn one? I was gonna kill that one. [CROSSTALK] That's the one I wanted to kill because I am so tired of hearing about how adorable that was. About yarn games? Because everyone's like oh so adorable, and I don't think many people are gonna pick it up and really get into it. They're gonna be like, oh I forgot that game came out, I didn't even know about it. But for the press conference they're like oh it's so adorable. I'm gonna kill that, but I'm gonna kill Just Dance, I'm sorry Usher, and Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo, he worked so hard at that UB Soft press conference. He didn't try at all but he got paid like a million dollars. I'm sure. Okay, your kill, go. Okay. This is gonna be a controversial call here. But, I think we just have to do away with Gears of War, you guys. I think, Gears of War 4, let's just. What? It's done, it's over with. It was fun. This is people's bread and butter. It was fun while it lasted. And chainsaw. But I'm ready for some, that is your bread and butter and chainsaws. I'm ready for something else. Like, I like that franchise, but I just. Still like I'm Mike well okay well still are we really like is that, are we still going with it. Like, I feel like that train. Even, even, even it's papa left it behind and that's why Yeah and that's why [CROSSTALK] Cliff B, it doesnt feel like the same It's not the same as it was, and it feels like we just need to let it die and start something new and amazing. That's me, like just kill it. Just take it away. Okay. Just get rid of it. All right. That's my That's about as edgy as killing Unraveled. I'm sorry. [INAUDIBLE] You are the cruelest. Just cut it in half. Just cut the yarn in half. And I'll make [INAUDIBLE] watch while we do it. Oh, no, that's so mean I like that we end on that. We're gonna come back We are going to have a special guest that has their own list of Marry, Shag, Kill. This is sure to be interesting. Yeah, sure to be super interesting. So stay tuned, we'll be right back with more of whatever this is. Whatever this is. Tomorrow Daily. [MUSIC] Welcome back to the show, we've returned and we have James [UNKNOWN] and Danny O'Dwyer. What's going on here? My hands got sick. Such a shame, I'm a little bit sick, little bit hoarse, the 3rd day of E3 on the [UNKNOWN] really so [UNKNOWN] You guys will have to excuse my friend he's just a little hoarse. I'm also like ridiculously on brand situation here. Hey where do you work again? Yeah. [CROSSTALK] You seem pretty chipper for being on your fifth day. Yeah, it's E3. It's what we life for. Like every year, it's the biggest weekend in video games. Yeah. We love it. This year was a, it turned to be pretty great, actually. So how do you unwind? Oh God, It's so boring. I go to my hotel room and do notes for the next day. Awe. Awe, that's nice. Yeah, room service. [CROSSTALK] Do you want me to tell you I just go and do a big k hole, I just go to all the sales parties. Yeah. [CROSSTALK] I'm at home writing notes so I can ask Shawn Murray about No Man Sky and then I get up the next morning and do it. [CROSSTALK] That's what you wanna do. It's fun stuff, right? We wait all year to do this. You might as well do it properly. There you go. [UNKNOWN] Do it right. So, okay, speaking of doing it right. Oh, nice. Shag, marry, kill. Like that segue? I finally got a good one, Khail. Yeah, that's your first one. First one in almost a whole year of this show. So marry, so we want to know what game or device, or just anything- Company. Marry. Marriage is all about sort of long-term committment and it not getting boring after years and months. So the same every night. [LAUGH] Okay. So I think maybe No Man's Sky, just for the variety. Good choice. I got to play it last night. I found my first planet. The planet was kinda [BLEEP], but the idea. Yet there's another planet out there is it more interesting, with crazier creatures, is what I'm kind of interested in. All right. So there was one stage where I got on a ship, and he was like pull out into the wider universe. And I kind of sucked out and there was just all these stars and. I can pick from any one of them and maybe really realize having significant human life is in the grand scheme of things. You know, got a little bit- Wow. [CROSSTALK] For a little bit. That's the kind of marriage you want, yeah. [CROSSTALK] Philosophical. This is a marriage of serious thought. Marriage is about variety, as well. So, I could pick whatever planet I wanted. Yeah. And I found one, and I was going oh, that's all right. And what I wanted to do is Get to the next one. So then what I'm really talking about, sort of a polygamist marriage. I was gonna say, this sounds like a polygamist marriage between all the planets in No Man's Sky. Yeah. Yeah, good. That's a great answer. Also, a lot of people didn't get to try that out, so it's really good to hear that it has that sort of longevity and that you want to keep going. That it sucks you in. So, cool. Let's get to the dirty- Sucks me in like a good marriage. [LAUGH] Speaking of sucking you in, so Shag, what thing at E3? Fallout 4. Yeah. Oh, wait a minute. Come on. I'm gonna marry that. He doesn't treat his wife like that. What are you doing? You know when the Fallout 4 is going off on the weekend. She's stepping out with Danny. Having a little bit. Oh no. That's why the Followed forward and answered my text. [LAUGH] All right, okay, so tell us a little bit why you chose just to shag. Oh, I'm such a bad boy, I think it's because I just want it right now. The fact that it's coming out in three or four months' time is. Intense need. Yeah, I've already spent $100 and $30 dollars on the world's dumbest looking Apple watch and I saw it, it was at the show floor on the [UNKNOWN] It was there, yeah. Oh my God, it's right there. Yeah, I just want it now. I'm like fervoring for it. I think that was a really good job what they did was just hold on to it and then say, hey guess what, here's like a bunch information about it. It's probably everything you'd want to know. And we're gonna release it this year. So I'm just kind of like salivating for it. Gimme gimme gimme gimme. 2015's a great year for games, and the fact that Fallout 4 is dropping. That puts it into like incredible years of games. Super memorable. But yeah that's definitely a good choice. That sort of reaction you had when they announced Fallout 4 is definitely like Smoke a cigarette afterwards. That's definitely a good analogy for shag, that's good. So now we come to, somethings got to die. What are you going to kill this year? Do you guys see the Metroid Prime Federation Force. Did you see this thing? No. Okay so like fans are looking for. Yeah right. So this we got like the Last Guardian, Final Fantasy Remake, we got the Shinmo even turned up. People have been waiting for a core metroid prime game forever and they released this game Metroid Prime Federation Force which is essentially some sort of co-op shooter. None of the characters nothing seemingly anything to do with metro except for the first person part Where it's like a co-op shooter on the 3DS and also there's a soccer mini game. I saw the trailer and I thought someone had taken some weird 3DS game and like-- Like an Indie game. Yeah and superimposed a logo because it's like what the F***. There is like a... Like a 15,000 person poll that's already been written [INAUDIBLE] Whoa.>> Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy, I made, like actually signed that, oh, that's cool. [LAUGH] I thought you were gonna say I may go play that just to see how bad it is [CROSSTALK] I actually may go play that. [CROSSTALK] You're right, that's Just way over the edge. Okay, cool. That's a good kill, definitely. Especially since, you know, Ashley was saying that that's exactly what we wanted out of a Nintendo. We felt Metroid. All I wanted was a Metroid game, yeah.>> [CROSSTALK] You asked for it, you got it. What's that, you wanted an indie game that remotely kind of resembles maybe in some way Metroid. We'll just slap the Metroid name on it, it's fine, we'll do that. Crazy. Well actually we're sorry you couldn't be part of the relationship with Fall Out Boy for this year that we're sharing together, but maybe Let me tell you that Fall Out 4. Can I just make this very clear? Fall Out 4 for me, is like A really long toxic relationship, [LAUGH] That I know I shouldn't be in. Because-, Once they're radio active. You might in fact say irradiated. Hmm. It is a toxic boyfriend that you cannot help but keep going back to. Yeah. And that's going to be me in November because all I'm-, Yeah, look at [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] I know I shouldn't Shouldn't, and I know it's bad for me, and I know I'm gonna let all my other responsibilities just go by the way side. My friends are all gonna go away. We've all been there ladies, we've all been there. But you're just gonna keep going back. That's gonna be Fallout 4 for me. The best type of relationship. Just make sure you apply lots of right of way. Yeah, definitely important. Gotta do that. [INAUDIBLE] right by the bed. Anyway, all right Thank you [INAUDIBLE] for coming out. [INAUDIBLE] on the tv shows and CBS when I walk in every single day. So, big fan of the show. Glad to come on. We're so glad that you have to stare at our dumb faces every day. So if anybody wants So, look at your delightful face. Where can I find you? Well obviously gamespot.com. [LAUGH] But on Twitter if someone wanted to find you, where would they go? @DANNYODWYER and if you can spell that, then you deserve to follow me. [LAUGH] [LAUGH] Gotta earn it kids. Got to earn that. And of course you can find me on Twitter at @ashleyascave I am [UNKNOWN] and I am not @hoopgod. I wish I was though, so anyway. I did see a few people tweeting at HoopGod going Kale I love you. There were wrong. Sorry guys. Because like who is Gill, I don't understand. But that it is for us from E3, thank you so much for watching our coverage, and again, our VR thing, our 360 degree tour. Oh yeah. Oh my God, you have to check that out. It's on YouTube now, it's on YouTube. Yeah, if you go to CNet, there's like a 300 It's a degree thing. Check it out if you load it up on your phone. It's pretty awesome. You can look around. Trust me, it's worth checking out. It's so cool. It's really cool. Also thanks to Gamespot for letting us be on their stage and annoy them in their war room. No problem. Great to have you. And hanging out with us. So- I don't know why they put us in the quiet room. It's like the worst possible place for tomorrow. We're going to put you in the room where everyone needs to be silent. You coming to the party tonight? Yep. Of course. All right, then again like [CROSSTALK]? We'll be there. Yes. Yeah, of course. [APPLAUSE] Okay. And on that note, my friends, that is Tomorrow Daily for this week. We will be back on Monday with a brand new docket of weird, wonderful science fact and science fiction blowing up together in your face. But until then, be good humans. We'll see you guys next time, bye. [MUSIC]