The trailer for Rogue One is here.
A Star Wars story wherein another female badass kicks **** and takes names.
A major weapons test is imminent.
And we need to know what it is and how to Destroy it.
Or maybe just steal some important stuff.
First up we get a look at Jyn Erson, who, you know what, let's back up.
Oops too far.
Okay to know what this spin off is about, first we have to go all the way back to this little scene.
When they hear you've attacked a diplomat-.
Don't act so surprised
Your highness, you weren't on any mercy mission this time.
Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies.
I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.
Well, Rogue One is all about those exact plans.
So, Jyn played by Felicity Jones is a rebel.
And she's out to get those plans.
Again, that's Jyn, not Rey, and it's probably not Rey's mom, either.
But I'll be darned if Felicity Jones doesn't strongly resemble Daisy Ridley.
Hi, Diego Luna.
So, who else do we have?
Well, Mon Mothma is that lady in white, obviously.
Lookie here, white caped baddie.
No okay he is definitely not Grand Moff Tarkin I mean look at that outfit and that gun lightsaber?
However he is he can walk on water and does not look friendly.
Okay back up again what the hell is that dying animal alarm?
Pause who's this guy?
Well [BLEEP] this is already better than the prequels.
Hm, I'm in.
My God, December?