Have you guys seen Apple?
It's hard to miss her, she has totally been wearing the same outfit for like two years in a row.
She's totally obsessed with that one girl, Siri.
But the sad thing is Siri only talks to her because she's under under contact with Apple's parents.
Shh, she's coming
Hey Apple, what's up?
Sorry I'm late.
My maps took me the wrong way.
By the way, did you hear the huge news?
What, that you only just got swype?
Wow, Elle G, I didn't even see you there behind Galaxy's giant screen.
It must be kind of embarrassing not to be able to fit into most pockets anymore.
You know what?
There is more of me to love and more room for storage!
Anyway, you know my best friend Siri?
My best friend Siri, she totally got another job working on computers.
She has, like, two jobs.
Good, so we can hear her accidentally go off during class twice as much.
Never mind Google, sorry.
This is so typical.
You are all obviously jealous of me.
My gosh, are you girls wearing split screens?
Totally gonna have to get one.