Hi, I'm Molly Wood, and welcome to the Buzz Report � the show about the tech news that
everybody�s talking about. This week, the news � didn�t do it for me. The Gadget of the Week
was an overpriced special-edition Prince Opus iPod Touch for two grand, and that�s just silly.
President Obama keeps putting RIAA lawyers in the Justice Department, Amazon briefly de-
listed all its gay and lesbian books, Facebook apparently makes your grades lower, and Ashton
Kutcher and CNN are racing for a million followers on Twitter. I just hate Twitter now. It�s all too
depressing to talk about, which is why, this week, I�m doing yet another Buzz Report special
edition:
Clogging the Tubes.
Yep, this week�s show is all about the crazy stuff on the Internet this week. Because there
seemed to be a lot more than usual. I promise, the news will return next week. In the meantime
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let�s begin with musical entertainment, shall we? Britain�s Got Talent in unexpected packages.
I hear Susan Boyle already has a record contract. And a makeover, of course. This is her now:
They�re good. Speaking of good, 100 bajillion YouTube people were impressed with this train
station dance-off:
It turns out that it�s not actually an improv-everywhere flashmob thing � it�s actually a
coordinated flashmob that�s a promo for a Belgian TV show. Still. Awesome. But � there�s NO
better video? That�s gonna be one grainy show.
And College Humor proves it�s got its finger on the pulse of the Internet with an awesome
comment-troll take-off.
Two words: gen. ius. Ok, we wouldn�t be clogging the tubes if we didn�t have some animals. Set
to music. Dig this parrot.
I beg you to visit zooborns.com, a Website so cute it�s almost too cute.
And as long as we�re doing cute, this kid�s got 2 million views and a spot on Ellen.
RIDICULOUS! Thank you, funny children, amazing parrot, cute animals, and good singers for
giving us all a break from real life. Just for a moment.
And that�s the Buzz Report for this week, everyone. I�m Molly Wood, and thanks for watching.
