It's a Black Mirror plotline written by your favorite cat lady: Telephones shaped like Garfield, the orange cartoon cat who loves lasagna and hates Mondays, have been mysteriously washing up on a French beach for three decades.
Now the mystery is solved. A shipping container, lost in the 1980s when Garfield was one cool cat, has been hiding out in a rocky, partially submerged sea cave for years, regularly releasing old phone parts to confuse locals.
The bright-orange corded phones are in the shape of a reclining Garfield, and the cat's eyes roll open when the receiver (remember receivers? phones used to have receivers that you lifted up) is picked up. The volunteers were told of a big storm that struck the area in the 1980s, which perhaps caused the container of phones to become lost at sea.
A French news video published earlier in the week shows just how battered the phone parts have become over the years, and how inaccessible the rocky cave is. According to the BBC, it's unknown just how many phones remain inside the container.
The cat phones' nine lives may seem funny, but the matter of plastic pollution in the oceans is no joke. "Some forecasts predict that there will be more plastic in the seas than fish by 2050," CNET sister site CBS News noted in a story on the phones.
Still, it could be worse. They could be Ziggy phones.