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Life not scary enough for you? Then let us introduce you to 50 thoroughly disturbing items we found on Amazon. Some of them are designed to be creepy, in a decorative-Halloween way; some of them just gave us the heebie-jeebies.  

First up is this officially licensed It candy-bowl holder. The plastic-molded Pennywise stands approximately 18 inches tall. The plastic bowl is included -- as is the figure's unsettling smile. 

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A creepy baby doll

This eyeless, sound-activated prop requires two AA batteries to play creepy music and offer up disembodied babbling. Said one Amazon reviewer: "This thing is utterly terrifying." Word. 

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A heat-activated zombie mug

Pour coffee, tea or another hot liquid into this 11-ounce ceramic mug, and watch its solid-black design give way to the bloody undead. That's one way to put a kick in your morning. 

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An incredibly distressing stress toy

If you don't mind inflicting pressure on a silicone stress ball that's shaped like a person who's cowering in the fetal position, then Stress Ball Paul (that's the poor thing's name) is for you. 

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This Slappy the Dummy doll

Don't just love Goosebumps, live it with your very own Slappy the Dummy ventriloquist doll. Its eyes won't follow you on their own, but they will glow in the dark.  

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A (fake) head in a jar

One of the 5-star reviews on this item says it all: "[I]t's a plastic container with a rubber mask, no fluid in it, but doesn't need it, still scary lol." Enjoy! 

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A Jeff Goldblum pillow

Tired of gazing at your Nicolas Cage throw? Then snuggle up with this 18-by-18-inch number featuring a double-sided print of your favorite Jurassic Park scientist -- and his unnamed primate friend. You won't feel creepy at all. Probably. 

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An unintentionally terrifying salt-and-pepper-shaker holder

We're sure this cat figurine, which comes complete with a pair of glass shakers (salt and pepper not included), just wants to help you season your dinner. But its eyes... Oh, its cold, soulless eyes... 

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This zombie pen holder

Where, oh, where, did you leave your ballpoint? Why, in the upper torso of your resin-molded zombie pen holder, of course! That is, if you're brave enough to buy this bad boy. 

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A blood-red (fake) brain

It's filled with cotton. It's wrapped in silicone. It's ready for your next Halloween display -- or your everyday kitchen table, whichever. We're not judging. 

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A way-attentive eyeglass-frame holder

This eyeglass-frame holder gets good user reviews for getting the job done. But we just can't shake the feeling that when it's doing its job, it's also staring at us.   

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An Annabelle Funko Pop

Can a Funko Pop steal your soul? While we haven't seen any documented evidence, we'd advise against staring too long at this vinyl figure tie-in to the Conjuring and Annabelle films.

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This human-organ apron

This apron, with its plush, removable and Velcro-backed models of the human heart, large intestine, small intestine, lung, stomach, kidney, liver, esophagus and trachea, is billed as an anatomical teaching tool. But first, we have to learn not to be scared of it.  

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A versatile (fake) tongue

According to the seller, this polyester tongue (sold as a set of three, actually) can be "stretched, twisted, stuck, pierced and pull[ed] ... out longer," before returning to its original, slimy-looking form. Good times!

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These bloody-footprint stickers

Why clean the floor when you can put 48 self-adhering, PVC-plastic, bloody-footprint-style stickers on it? But wait, there's more: The 12-sheet set also comes with 15 blood-splatter stickers. 

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A crying-baby-head mask

This latex mask is said to be "roomy enough" for use by a child or adult. Note we said "or": Please don't double the horror by trying to stuff two heads inside it.

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A scary-clown window decal

This static-cling decal is intended for use on the exterior of your car's driver-side rear window. It's said to be water-resistant, and offer UV protection. And, oh, yes: it's potentially terrifying to passersby. 

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A bat skeleton

Yes, that's a real bat skeleton, from a formerly real, live bat, encased in clear resin, and suitable for use as a (creepy) paperweight.  

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This variety pack of seasoned crickets

There's a box of sour-cream-and-onion-flavored crickets. There's a box of salt-and-vinegar-flavored crickets. And there's a box of bacon-and-cheese-flavored crickets. Put them all together, and you've got a mouthful of, well, dead crickets. Yum! 

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An innocent-looking cat cave

Sure, this handcrafted, wool cat bed (available in a range of styles -- the so-called "Hippo" is featured in the picture) looks cozy. But do you really want your feline friend holed up in one of these -- thinking, stewing... and plotting?

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A bloody-cool lunch box

Your co-workers may lose their lunch when they see you pull your meatloaf sandwich from this insulated tote disguised as an organ-transplant go bag.

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A gun-totin' taxidermy squirrel

As pictured, your mounted and professionally stuffed squirrel comes complete with a holster and cowboy hat -- because, sure. 

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This old-lady wall decal

You'll always have someone watching over you -- literally -- when you mount this removable vinyl decal over your couch, and then remount it over your bed, and then remount it over your kitchen table, and then...  

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A (fake) vulture skeleton

This 10-inch-tall plastic figure features a posable, bendable neck -- so as to ensure maximum creepiness, apparently. 

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A bald mannequin head

This rubber plastic head stands 17 inches tall, and is suitable for... well, we suppose that's your business. 

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This hirsute mannequin head

It's official then: Hair doesn't make a mannequin head any less unsettling -- even when the hair is, as is the case with this item, "100% top-quality human hair." 

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This alpaca-head mask

In a bit of reassuring news, this alpaca-head mask is made entirely of ... latex. (Whew!)

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An Alien cookie jar

Go ahead, just try to steal a peanut-butter blondie from this 18-inch-tall, ceramic cookie jar styled after the evil E.T. in James Cameron's Aliens.  

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A (fake) ripped-out eyeball

"This is a seriously realistic eyeball," per one of the rave Amazon reviews for this gory prop. And, really, if you're going to invest in a fake ripped-out eyeball, you definitely want a seriously realistic one.  

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A (fake) human-skull planter

This resin skull is good for showing off flowers, plants, Halloween candy -- and your devotion to the horror genre. 

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This suitable-for-your-toilet cat decal

Per the seller, this PVC plastic decal can be applied to any smooth, clean, dry surface, but apparently it's best if you stick it on your toilet seat or toilet tank. There's apparently nothing like the sight of Mittens invading your private space.  

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An owl-pellet dissection kit

An owl pellet is the undigested stuff that an owl regurgitates after it, say, eats a cute, little mouse whole. An owl-pellet dissection kit is the thing that allows you to examine the owl pellet in detail. Shall we go on, or do you need to retch now?  

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A set of (fake) severed hands and fingers

Billed as a value pack, your purchase comes complete with 10 sawed-off-looking rubber fingers, and two sawed-off-looking rubber hands. 

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A toilet-bowl-shaped coffee mug

Who hasn't wanted to started the day with a swig of steaming-hot java from the toilet bowl? Live the dream with this ceramic mug.  

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This hand-shaped smartphone holder

Her: "Where'd I leave my phone?"

Him: "In the disembodied resin hand by the door, honey." 

And... scene. 

(Note: Check the seller's listing to see if your phone is compatible with the disembodied hand's specs.)

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A gruesome lawn ornament

This 9-inch tall, weatherproof statue, featuring a handful of gnome characters and one hungry Godzilla-esque monster, is formally entitled The Great Garden Gnome Massacre. Adorable. 

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A murder of plastic crows

Thanks to bendable wires on the plastic crows' feet, you can position these symbols of impending doom almost anywhere in your home or office! 

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A retro-styled T-shirt

This short-sleeved number comes in a variety of colors, but promotes just one spooky idea: "Let's Summon Demons." 

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This set of vinyl hands... for your fingers

Short-handed? Not with this pack of tiny toy hands you won't be. As the picture indicates, each tiny toy hand is suitable for wearing on your fingers. (Just go with it.)

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A pair of totally normal Spock-ear socks

If your fingers can have toy hands, then your crew socks should be able to sport Vulcan ears, right? Sure. (Just go with it.)

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An insect-infused lollipop

This bug candy, featuring real, dead bugs, is sold in a set of four. Each sucker features, respectively: a scorpion (pictured), a cricket, a worm and a collection of ants. Yum. 

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An anatomical plastic gummy bear puzzle

There's a lot to unpack in this one: First, it's a 41-piece puzzle that's shaped like a gummy bear; second, the puzzle imagines that the gummy bear is a living creature with a liver, spinal cord and the rest; third, your job as a puzzle-doer is to put the gummy bear's anatomical parts in the right place. In short: You'll never eat gummies in the same carefree way again.

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This no-joke Joker shower curtain

Shower in the presence of the Heath Ledger-era Batman villain with this mildew-resistant curtain designed to fit standard-sized bathtubs.  

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A Spirited Away plush toy

Wherever you go, No Face can go with you. This is a good thing, we guess. 

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A dragon-head stapler

With this fearsome-looking resin-and-aluminum piece, your desk will be the office's new hot spot. Or maybe not. 

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A mass of stretchy, fake spider web

Hope you like spider webs -- like, a lot. Per the seller, each pack of this faux creepy-crawly stuff covers more than 800 square feet. 

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This inflatable tube-man costume

This tube-man costume comes in three colors (blue, red and yellow), and is equipped with a battery-powered blower to keep it standing tall. Batteries are not included -- nor are reasons why you'd want to walk down the street looking like this. 

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A pair of giant underpants

These black-lace-trimmed, polyester bloomers run more than 30 inches long. So, basically, they're perfect for the ogre in your life. 

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A print of women wearing witches' hats and enjoying a tea party

This 8x10-inch vintage reproduction is suitable for framing -- and for inspiring a million questions, such as: What the hell?  

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An edible zebra tarantula

This arachnid is boiled, dehydrated -- and ready to eat! Do some of the product's Amazon reviews complain about the taste? Yes, yes, they do. Do the taste-complainers remember they're eating a boiled and dehydrated zebra tarantula? Well... 

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