You've gotta see what's in these bizarre Japanese vending machines

Sure, American vending machines sell all kinds of fun stuff, but nothing seems to top Japanese vending machines. Want proof beyond this amazing all-teddy-bear machine photographed in Tokyo? Glad you asked. Here's a sample of what's available.

...and other beauty products.

OK, yes, lots of vending machines sell coffee drinks. But not all vending machines that sell coffee drinks can boast Tommy Lee Jones as a mascot.

Again, the content isn't all that interesting, but we cannot get enough of Tommy Lee Jones in majestic profile. On a vending machine.

...and other produce.