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At Toy Fair 2018, poop playthings are absolutely everywhere

Poop proves exceedingly popular in this year's crop of new toys. This might be my least favorite toy theme ever.

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Blame it on Apple's promotion of the animated poop emoji if you want to...

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But scenes like this were a common sighting at the Toy Fair today.

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Have we as a society sunk into the literal toilet?

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Why would we encourage children to throw shit? These toys are sticky mushy balls that stick to a wall surface when thrown. 

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This "Play-pooh" comes with a mold based on the CEO's actual dog's actual poop.

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Hmmm, here's a game for children that seems to be about getting this plastic piece of feces to shoot out of a toilet and then trying to catch it in your hands.

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Roll the die to find out how many times you should plunge. Why am I not excited about this game?

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FLUSH FORCE! 

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These guys are really getting creative here, bringing Urinals to the table.

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 Flush. Them. All.

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There is a lot of crap like this around...

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I couldn't bring myself to pick this up and read the text, so I'm just gonna venture a guess:  It's some sort of port-a-pottie? 

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There's poop in the pool too.

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This game is called "Don't Step In It."  Wait for it...

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Sometimes the only way to win is not to play at all.

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Toys that I can't for the life of me figure out why a parent would purchase.

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This appears to be an actual mug shaped like a toilet.  I think it's for kids to collect all the shitty toys they are now begging you to buy more of. 

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Am I the only one who doesn't get what's fun about this?

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It was one thing when there was a random poop emoji thrown about now and then.

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But methinks this has gone too far.  Please cut the crap!

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