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All the crap you missed

All the crap you missed

All the crap you missed

All the crap you missed

All the crap you missed

All the crap you missed

All the crap you missed

All the crap you missed

All the crap you missed

All the crap you missed

All the crap you missed

All the crap you missed

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All the crap you missed

All the crap you missed

All the crap you missed

All the crap you missed

All the crap you missed

Blame it on Apple's promotion of the animated poop emoji if you want to...

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But scenes like this were a common sighting at the Toy Fair today.

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Have we as a society sunk into the literal toilet?

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Why would we encourage children to throw shit? These toys are sticky mushy balls that stick to a wall surface when thrown. 

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This "Play-pooh" comes with a mold based on the CEO's actual dog's actual poop.

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Hmmm, here's a game for children that seems to be about getting this plastic piece of feces to shoot out of a toilet and then trying to catch it in your hands.

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Roll the die to find out how many times you should plunge. Why am I not excited about this game?

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FLUSH FORCE! 

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These guys are really getting creative here, bringing Urinals to the table.

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 Flush. Them. All.

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There is a lot of crap like this around...

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I couldn't bring myself to pick this up and read the text, so I'm just gonna venture a guess:  It's some sort of port-a-pottie? 

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There's poop in the pool too.

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This game is called "Don't Step In It."  Wait for it...

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Sometimes the only way to win is not to play at all.

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Toys that I can't for the life of me figure out why a parent would purchase.

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This appears to be an actual mug shaped like a toilet.  I think it's for kids to collect all the shitty toys they are now begging you to buy more of. 

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Am I the only one who doesn't get what's fun about this?

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It was one thing when there was a random poop emoji thrown about now and then.

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But methinks this has gone too far.  Please cut the crap!

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