
Game of Thrones USBs
Doctor Who TARDIS four-port USB hub
The Chosen Flash Memory
Price: $24.95
Storage capacity: 8 giganosh (GB)
Why to buy: You never call. You never write. Just do whatever you want. Forget about me.
Pet Rock USB
Price: $7.99
Storage capacity: 0GB
Fun: Endless.
Why to buy: You've bought absolutely everything else that costs $7.99.
Star Wars - Darth Vader name card holder USB
Cassette tape USB 2.0
Price: $24.95
Storage capacity: 1GB
Why to buy: You can show the younguns how Pee-Paw used to hoedown.
Message in a bottle USB
Polished silver oval Wi-Fi and USB combination cufflinks
Price: $174.99
Storage capacity: 2GB
Why to buy: You get to be James Bond...without the terrible scripts.
Gun-shaped USB stick
Price: $7.99
Storage capacity: 16GB
Why to buy: Maybe don't bring it to work or on a plane or anywhere outside.
Avengers Iron Man War Machine Mask USBs
Price: $7.25
Storage capacity: 8GB
Why to buy: You need Hulk-size storage ... but don't have Tony Stark-level money.
Firefly Serenity USB
Price: $29.99
Storage capacity: 8GB
Why to buy: Serenity was the best smuggling ship there was; of course it can hide some sensitive data. No prob.
Compass USB
Price: $14-$33
Storage capacity: 2GB to 32GB
Why to buy: Because it's the only way you'll find true north after the zombie apocalypse.
Silver Frosted Metal Bullet Memory Stick
Price: About $14
Storage capacity: 16GB
Why to buy: Because the world just isn't paranoid enough as it is.
Mimobot Designer USBs
Price: $19.99-$69.99
Storage capacity: 8GB to 64GB
Why to buy: You like your flash drives to double as collectors items.
Bulb USB II
Price: $14-$33
Storage capacity: 2GB to 32GB
Why to buy: You multitask on the regular, and your gadgets had better multitask too, dammit.
Robot Watch USB II
Price: $16-$35
Storage capacity: 2GB to 32GB
Why to buy: Because USB drives that do only two things are lame.
Crystal USB
Victorinox Swiss Army Knife USB
Price: $299.99
Storage capacity: 32GB
Why to buy: You actually want to get some use out of your Swiss Army Knife.