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25 of the craziest, coolest, weirdest USB sticks you can own

These days, it's easier than ever to store and share files over the Internet. But sometimes you want a USB stick to do the job. And when you do, it should be an awesome one.

Lisa Bernier
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1 of 25 ThinkGeek

Game of Thrones USBs

Price: $29.99

Storage capacity: 8GB

Why to buy: Winter is coming. Back up your stuff.

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2 of 25 Etsy

Human thumb USB

Price: $20

Storage capacity: 8GB

Why to buy: It's always Halloween somewhere.

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3 of 25 ThinkGeek

Doctor Who TARDIS four-port USB hub

Price: $29

Capacity: Four ports for USB connections

Why to buy: In case your sonic shades fail.

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4 of 25 Brando

Condom USB

Price: $14-$33

Storage capacity: 2GB to 32GB

Why to buy: Protection from viruses. Duh.

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5 of 25 Bupkes Bakery

The Chosen Flash Memory

Price: $24.95

Storage capacity: 8 giganosh (GB)

Why to buy: You never call. You never write. Just do whatever you want. Forget about me.

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6 of 25 thinkgeek

Pet Rock USB

Price: $7.99

Storage capacity: 0GB

Fun: Endless.

Why to buy: You've bought absolutely everything else that costs $7.99.

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7 of 25 InfoThink

Star Wars - Darth Vader name card holder USB

Price: $55-68

Storage capacity: 16GB and 32GB

Why to buy: Because the prequels are still lame.

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8 of 25 GCE

Syringe-shaped USB

Price: $17

Storage capacity: 2GB

Why to buy: Creep factor?

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9 of 25 ReHistoric Era

Cassette tape USB 2.0

Price: $24.95

Storage capacity: 1GB

Why to buy: You can show the younguns how Pee-Paw used to hoedown.

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10 of 25 Smart Decisions International

Crytpex USB flash drive

Price: $49.99

Storage capacity: 16GB

Why to buy: Make a hacker cry.

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11 of 25 MollaSpace

Message in a bottle USB

Price: $8.43

Storage capacity: 4GB

Why to buy: Because even Sting probably has a USB port.

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12 of 25 cufflinks.com

Polished silver oval Wi-Fi and USB combination cufflinks

Price: $174.99

Storage capacity: 2GB

Why to buy: You get to be James Bond...without the terrible scripts.

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13 of 25 Newdigi

Black leopard transformer USB

Price: $49.99

Storage capacity: 8GB, 16GB and 64GB

Why to buy: You need better desk toys.

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14 of 25 T&J

Gun-shaped USB stick

Price: $7.99

Storage capacity: 16GB

Why to buy: Maybe don't bring it to work or on a plane or anywhere outside.

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15 of 25 UE Store

Natural bamboo guitar USB 2.0

Price: $15.98

Storage capacity: 32GB

Why to buy: The preciousness.

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16 of 25 Infothink

Avengers Iron Man War Machine Mask USBs

Price: $7.25

Storage capacity: 8GB

Why to buy: You need Hulk-size storage ... but don't have Tony Stark-level money.

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17 of 25 ThinkGeek

Firefly Serenity USB

Price: $29.99

Storage capacity: 8GB

Why to buy: Serenity was the best smuggling ship there was; of course it can hide some sensitive data. No prob.

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18 of 25 Brando

Compass USB

Price: $14-$33

Storage capacity: 2GB to 32GB

Why to buy: Because it's the only way you'll find true north after the zombie apocalypse.

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19 of 25 Generic

Silver Frosted Metal Bullet Memory Stick

Price: About $14

Storage capacity: 16GB

Why to buy: Because the world just isn't paranoid enough as it is.

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20 of 25 Mimoco

Mimobot Designer USBs

Price: $19.99-$69.99

Storage capacity: 8GB to 64GB

Why to buy: You like your flash drives to double as collectors items.

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21 of 25 Brando

Bulb USB II

Price: $14-$33

Storage capacity: 2GB to 32GB

Why to buy: You multitask on the regular, and your gadgets had better multitask too, dammit.

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22 of 25 Brando

Robot Watch USB II

Price: $16-$35

Storage capacity: 2GB to 32GB

Why to buy: Because USB drives that do only two things are lame.

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23 of 25 Brando

Crystal USB

Price: $14-$33

Storage capacity: 2GB to 32GB

Why to buy: For you, that rave from 1995 never ended.

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24 of 25 Victorinox

Victorinox Swiss Army Knife USB

Price: $299.99

Storage capacity: 32GB

Why to buy: You actually want to get some use out of your Swiss Army Knife.

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25 of 25 Quantum Imports

Silicone wristband USB

Price: $39.99

Storage capacity: 32GB

Why to buy: You already have every other USB stick on this list.

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