Yamaha FX Cruiser SVHO
Yamaha's $16,000 FX Cruiser SVHO can go 70 mph. Standing still.
Yamaha FX Cruiser SVHO
There's a phone cubby, but mine didn't fit.
Hairmax
Hairmax's laser hair growth system costs $800.
Hairmax
Results are not guaranteed.
Custom cases
For when rose gold isn't distinguished enough. Left: Logo in Sapphires, $10,000. Right: Leopard print in gold, $8,000.
Custom cases
Phone cases made from slaughtered animals cost $200 and up, and include python, stingray and ostritch.
Gamut
Gamut Audio out of Denmark makes expensive audio gear.
Gamut
And chairs. Here's me learning the whole system costs $60,000.
iRobotics 7
Luraco's $8,500 iRobotics 7 massage chair is so good, I stayed in it until I turned 80. And female.
Scoot in style
Vespas are known as cheap wheels, but not the $11,000 Armani 946.
Piaggio MP3
The three-wheeled Piaggio MP3 goes for $8,000. I call it Robotface.
Ninebot
If one wheel's enough for you, hop on a $800 Ninebot. For liability reasons, they wouldn't let me :(
Virzoom
Virtual reality pedaling with the $400 Virzoom bike is my speed.
Virzoom
Dive Pegasus!
Blueair
Blueair's aware air-quality cleaner and monitor cleans up stink for $700.
Blueair
Results not guaranteed.
Astell & Kern
Astell & Kern's all-copper high-res audio player with headphone amp bathes your ears in $5,000 worth of heavy metal. Or Steely Dan.
HyperSound Clear speakers
Say what? Turtle Beach's HyperSound Clear speakers, designed to help people with hearing loss, start at $1,500.
AKG N90Q
The $1,500 AKG N90Q active noise-canceling self-calibrating cans sound so good, I grew a beard (and got 10 years younger).
Snouza Pico
The Snouza Pico monitor asks $150 to reassure you your kid is still alive. Or breathing, at least.
Oura
The $280 Oura ring monitors sleep patterns.
Oura
The app then suggests stuff like "get more sleep."
Fiera
If too much sleep IS the problem, Fiera's "arouser for her" is one possible solution.
Fiera
The arouser applies suction and stimulation to her clitoris. It's $250. I have nothing else to say.
BMW i8
At $140,000, the BMW i8 is a somewhat larger investment in arousal.
BMW i8
I was just happy they let me sit inside.
Flynn!
Thanks for letting me play with all the luxury gadgets, RJ Mitte of "Breaking Bad"! Sure was fun.