Whether you like to use the Force or calculate the acceleration of force, there's a delightfully dorky shirt out there for you.
As uttered at the beginning of every MOBA match you've ever played -- with "but don't have so much fun that we lose" implied. This shirt is $15 from Jinx and has "GGWP" on the back.
Sheldon Cooper calls 73 the "Chuck Norris of numbers." Here's why. You can get your own for $25 from Spreadshirt.
Like the robots it references, this shirt transforms: Its Autobot logo glows in the dark . On sale for $15 here.
Tell the outside world where you spend the most time in the online world. Get one like Sheldon's for $15.50 here.
Perfect for spending entire weekends glued to the couch playing Fallout 4. Buy your own for $15 at Once Upon a Tee.
Alert everyone that you settle all your arguments Catan-style. Available for $20 in the Catan Shop.
Feel free to subject your friends to a pop quiz of which symbol goes with which Batman. (Just be prepared for them to not be your friends much longer.) Get one like Sheldon's for $20 here.
"In the game of toys, you win or you clean your room." -Your mom, probably.
Wear your wee Westerosi pride for $15 here.
The only shirt capable of giving your friends PTSD flashbacks. Relive the worst moment of your life for $24 here.
It takes several years to get a Superman-like physique, like this guy has, but that doesn't mean you can't wear the iconic Kryptonian symbol on your chest. Soccer.com sells an Under Armour version of this shirt for $26.
You readers can't deny, when a girl walks in, put a bookmark in your place, get a new book in their face... well, you get it. Rock one for $27 here.
Believe it or not, this is a shirt. CBS sells one just like Sheldon's for $25.
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If being a geek were really like being in the mafia, who would be the Godfather? Stan Lee? Show off your membership with a similar shirt for $22 here.
Felicia Day has shown some love for the original must-have home gaming system. Get one with the classic logo for $25 here.
The only thing nerdier than a shirt that pays tribute to your favorite fandom is a shirt that pays tribute to two of them. Buy one for $20 here.
Sure to spark a festive debate between you and your friends. Light it up for $14 here.
Kylo Ren probably wore this one every day back in college. Available for $28 here.
Nickelodeon's Victoria Justice rocked a shirt that spells it out plain and simple. Sadly, Topshop no longer carries this burgundy one, but you can snag a similar one for $10 here.
Oliver Queen would be proud. Snag one for $25 here.
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If you look closely at Felicia Day's printed top, you'll see that it's retro robots stacked up and down. Cool! No idea where she got it, but a similarly high-fashion robot print top is available for $240 here.
If you look up the number of hours you've spent in World of Warcraft, it probably equals about what you'd need to get a bachelor's degree. So technically, Dalaran U. is your alma mater. Go Fightin' Magi! Show your team spirit for $22 here.
Note: Probably not appropriate to wear to your Physics 101 final. Otherwise, buy one for $19 here.
Dead guy plus awesome space ring equals superhero. Never forget the formula for $20 here.
Distressed and old-school, just like Clark Kent's journalism career. Show you were into Superman before it was cool for $14 here.
Because some people are nerds about British TV shows and art history. Bend time and space-and painterly perspective-for $20 here.
Whether in brightest day or blackest night, this T-shirt is still appropriate. Available for $20 here.
This one is particularly geeky because almost no one knows who Hawkman is, or remembers that he's a superhero. Be part of the in crowd for $26 here.
As a superhero who's also a scientist, Barry Allen is a geek's geek. Show your solidarity for $13 here.
This one pays tribute to many a baby geek's first toy. See it up close and buy one for $20 from ThinkGeek.
Like if Tony Stark and JARVIS somehow fused into one person. Available for $20 here.
That writing on the shirt is the Green Lantern Corps oath written in Interlac, which is the official language of Oa -- but we're sure you knew that already. This one is so rare that it's tough to find online, but you can get one with the oath written in English for $22 here.
Amuse your geeky friends while simultaneously horrifying your religious ones. Available for $14 here.
Showcase your knowledge of the Crimson Comet for $25 here.
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Science plus lightning equals Sheldon's favorite superhero. Available for $20 here.
The only thing geekier than a Green Lantern shirt is a shirt from one of the lesser corps. Show you're down with Sinestro for $20 here.
Most people look at this shirt and think, "Oh, a funny robot!" WRONG. This is Man-Bot, a founding member of the Freedom Force. Get it for $29 here.
The struggle is real -- if by "the struggle" you mean "the need to have Wi-Fi at all times." Buy one for $25 here.