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Ferelden Fromagerie: the many cheeses of Dragon Age Inquisition

Where's the cheese? Well, if you're playing Dragon Age: Inquisition you already know the answer. It's liberally scattered around the game in some completely baffling places.

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1 of 8 Nic Healey/CNET

Skeleton, cards, cheese

This is the cheese that started the whole thing. Falling down a drop in the town of Crestwood revealed this: a skeleton, a pile of playing cards and a wheel of cheese big enough to crush a Qunari. No other information provided.

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2 of 8 Briana Woolridge

The Wedge of Destiny

Also in Crestwood, meet the Wedge of Destiny. This lootable piece of cheese becomes a shield for your sword and board characters -- complete with cheese knife still embedded near the missing wedge.

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Picnic cheeses

This one was supplied by a gamer who goes by the handle of randomllama. She says that: "straight after finding this I got jumped by a giant spider as big as a house ... I think the cheese was in cahoots".

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4 of 8 Bec Lancaster

Office snack?

Well at least this one makes a little more sense -- after a long day of balancing the castle's accounts, who doesn't enjoying unwinding with an enormous chunk of cheese and an orange? (Thanks to Bec Lancaster for this one.)

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5 of 8 Bec Lancaster

Uncut cheese

This one, on the otherhand, just looks unhygienic sitting around in a dank room directly under a naked flame.

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6 of 8 randomllama

Cheese art

Another from randomllama -- this one being important enough to catch the eye of Orlesian marble workers. "In Empress Celene's palace there's a statue holding a piece of Swiss cheese in a bowl in the guest wing."

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7 of 8 Matthew Wu

Desert cheese

Quite frankly, there's very little we can think of less appetising than cheese that been sitting on a rock in the middle of a desert. Eat at your own risk.

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8 of 8 Felicia Anne

Fade cheese

Found directly under a fade rift in the middle of the Hinterlands. Somehow this cheese managed to not be trampled by shades, rage demons or undead archers.

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