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Nicolas Cage pillowcase

The holiday season is here. Instead of getting a boring gift for that special someone in your life, try one of these 40 completely crazy presents. 

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According to the Amazon listing, this Nicolas Cage pillowcase "can make you have comfortable feelings." And it most likely won't take your face off. 

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Weitengs
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UFO detector

If you truly believe we're not alone on Earth, then how do you not have a UFO detector yet? 

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Images SI Inc.
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Poop emoji power bank

Charge your phone or tablet with this not-so-crappy USB power bank.

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Bestag
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Handerpants

If you've ever wanted underwear for your hands but you didn't want to wear gloves, then this gift is for you. 

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Accoutrements
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Old man wall decal

There might not be a weirder gift than giving someone a huge wall decal of an old man

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Wallmonkeys
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Gold water snail masks

This snail extract face mask supposedly improves skin elasticity. 

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Octopus beanie

Keep your head and face warm with this octopus beanie that is a "nice Christmas gift for yourself or friends," per the Amazon listing. 

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Vbiger
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Batman cologne

You might not be a billionaire like Bruce Wayne or have a cool utility belt like Batman, but you can still smell like the Caped Crusader -- if that's your thing. 

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Marmol & Son
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Yodelling pickle

This might not be Pickle Rick from Rick and Morty, but it is a yodeling pickle that'll give "hours of mindless entertainment," per the Amazon listing.

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Accoutrements
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Foot hammock

Never know what to do with your feet? Try this luxurious foot hammock.

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Delxo
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Cat mask

Why wear a regular mask when you can get a 10-pack of these cat masks?

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Holika Holika
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Cheeseburger costume

Seriously, who wouldn't want a cheeseburger costume

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Rasta Imposta
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Space cat mug

There is perhaps no greater -- or weirder -- mug than this one of a cat reaching for a cheeseburger in outer space

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Gift Republic
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Unicorn Meat

We're assuming Unicorn Meat tastes just like chicken, but with more sprinkles. 

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Think Geek
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Unicorn mask and hooves

If Unicorn Meat isn't enough for you, there's always this costume that includes a mask and hooves. 

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Kingmas
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Money Toilet Paper

Thankfully, this baller toilet paper is triple ply. 

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via BigMouth Inc
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Bicycle pizza cutter

Cut your homemade pizza in style with this pizza cutter in the form of a bicycle. 

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via DOIY
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Bloody bath mat

Get this bloody bath mat for the horror film lover in your life. 

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Spinning Hat
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Bad Air Sponge

Move over, candles. This Bad Air Sponge is the way to neutralize bad smells now. 

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Bad Air Sponge
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Bulletproof glass

Drink in style with this glass that has a real 0.308 bullet lodged into the side. 

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Ben Shot USA
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Massage slippers

These odd-looking slippers will massage your feet while you walk. 

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Kkika
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Dehydrated tarantula

This tin of dehydrated zebra tarantula is apparently a good source of protein. 

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Newport Jerky Company
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Egg separator

This egg separator might be disgusting, sure, but it is rather efficient. 

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via LaughMart, Inc.
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Dog toaster

Emblazon your favorite dog breed on a piece of bread with this toaster.

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Creature cups

Liven up your morning routine with these ceramic cups that have creatures inside, including spiders, cats and gargoyles. 

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Creature Cups
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Rubik's Cube Bluetooth speaker

Bluetooth speakers aren't normally weird gifts, but this Rubik's Cube-shaped speaker with lights sure is. 

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Elegiant
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Silicone spoon holder

This heat-resistant silicone spoon holder might come in a crazy chicken design, but it could prove to be helpful in the kitchen. 

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Fox Run
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The Farting Animals Coloring Book

Combine your two biggest passions: coloring and farting animals

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via M T Lott
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Ice cream lock

Protect your most prized possession -- Ben & Jerry's ice cream -- with this combination lock

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Ben & Jerry's
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Animal socks

Most people hate receiving socks as a gift, but that's probably because they aren't animal paw socks.

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via FreeNFond
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Edible bugs

According to the Amazon listing, these edible insects are a "perfect stocking stuffer." 

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Newport Jerky Company
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One pound of cherry Starburst

There's no debating that cherry is the greatest Starburst flavor (OK, there's a lot of debate). Now, you can get an entire pound of it. Lucky you!

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Starburst
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Monkey slingshot

Are there more efficient slingshots on the market? Yes. Are they in the shape of a monkey? Nope.

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Playmaker Toys
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Bidet toilet seat attachment

Give a loved one in your life a bidet, if only to see their reaction to receiving it. 

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Greenco
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Face Slimmer

Perhaps the Face Slimmer will help you create the perfect selfie. 

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Laviana
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The Face Blanket

If the face slimming doesn't work out, try covering up with the Face Blanket.

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Face Blankets Plus
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Hot dog stapler

Every stapler deserves a comically large hot dog on top of it. 

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via ToysnPlay
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Instant Underpants

If you ever find yourself in need of a pair of underwear then the Instant Underpants might be for you. 

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Accoutrements
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Jumbo Penny

This Jumbo Penny is, in fact, rather large, but it doesn't have any monetary value. 

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via Loftus
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Potty putter

Take your bathroom breaks to the next level with some toilet golf.

Published:Caption:Photo:Amazon via SYZ
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