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Short Bio: I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. On Wednesdays, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. I bat .400. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for CSIS. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
Tech Interests: Laptops, Software and Apps, How to Tech, Apple news and products, Microsoft news and products, Google news and products, Security, Latest tech news, Events and announcements, Community
Os: Windows, Linux
Machine: 1. Dell XPS-8300 Desktop, with a Intel i7-2600 Sandy Bridge-DT, 16GB DDR3 SDRAM at 665.2 MHz, Ram, ATI/AMD Radeon HD 7670/6670, a ST31000524AS 1TB [16 MB Cache] & a WDC WD1002FAEX-00Y9A0 1TB [16 MB Cache] Hard Drive, PLDS DVD+-RW DH-16ABS, PLDS BD-RE DH-8B2SH Optical Drives, + 2 External 1TB Hard Drives for backups. 2. Dell LATITUDE D620 Laptop, with a Intel Core 2 Duo T7200, 4GB DDR2-SDRAM at 332.4 MHz, Intel 82945gm(L/S/Z)/GT Internal Graphics [A3], Intel GMA950, a WDC WD10JPVT-00A1YT0 1TB Hard Drive [8 MB Cache], TSSTcorp DVD+-RW TS-L632H ATA Optical Drive, a 1TB USB External Hard Drive, & a USB 3.5" Floppy Drive.