Dirty Pirate

Name: Cranky Canuck

Member Since: January 31, 2006

A little about me

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Short Bio: I'm dynamic figure often seen scaling walls & crushing ice. I woo women with my demigod-like kazoo playing ability; I can cook 30 min. brownies in 20 mins. I chew other people?s pencils, take labels off unopened cans of food. I like to signal right and turn left. For surprise gifts, I overhaul auto-engines and take credit if it doesn't start. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. And when I'm bored, I like to build large suspension bridges in the living room. On Wednesdays, I repair nuclear reactors at no charge for the Seniors Centre. I give inaccurate stock quotes (buy high-sell low). I am a private citizens, yet receive fan mail; I sign important document's in crayon. Last summer I toured the world with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration; I mini-putt 400. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket; I sleep once a week. On weekends I participate in full-contact origami. I have made extraordinary 4 course meals using only a whisk & toaster; I breed prize-winning clams. I have howled at the moon and swam with jellyfish. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.

Machine: Dell Inspirion 9400 120GB HD 1.5GB Ram DVDR +- 17" Display