Airborne takes over CES; germs flee Vegas!
Whatever they spent to be here, it's worth it. See, if you've never been to CES, the thing you need to know is that it's basically the Hot Zone. Everyone gets sick when they go to CES. If there's a bird flu epidemic brewing, CES will be the epicenter. I can't imagine why...apparently something about the enormous crowds of people carrying a cocktail of international viruses and bacteria, the constant flow of late-night parties, the ever-present cigarette-smoke cloud, the dry and nasal-passage-destroying air, and the daily walking-to-the-point-of-exhaustion just isn't great for your immune system. But hey, now that we have all this Airborne hanging around, we'll all be totally fine, right? Right. Right.