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Sony's inane offline/online music proposal

Sony wins the Dumbest Online Move award for 2008, and we're only a week into it.

Matt Asay Contributing Writer
Matt Asay is a veteran technology columnist who has written for CNET, ReadWrite, and other tech media. Asay has also held a variety of executive roles with leading mobile and big data software companies.
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The answer is "Yes." Sony, as Techcrunch reports, is set to allow DRM-free online music...with the inane requirement that you visit a physical store to buy your online music.

DRM free music from Sony BMG will be available from January 15 to those who purchase a plastic card called the "Platinum Music Pass" for the album they want from a retail store for $12.99. Buyers will then have to visit MusicPass.com and enter a code to download the DRM free album they selected in the store.

Astronauts have reported spotting Sony BMG executives on Mars, tuning into their Zunes and watching old re-runs of Hogan's Heroes. They have not been to Planet Earth for many, many years.

What is the point of "online" music if you must purchase it offline? The premise underlying the digital revolution is speed, convenience, and flexibility. I'm more likely to buy software if I can download it directly from my shopping cart. I'm more likely to buy music if it's a click away. I do not want to get into a car so that I can drive to a store to select an album that I will then drive home to download.

This is asinine, Sony. Visit the earthlings. Learn about us.