The current king of Westeros, Joffrey Baratheon, is not only hated in his fictional kingdom, but also loathed by real-world "Game of Thrones" fans who wish someone would give the young tyrant a good spanking, or even better -- a quick shove off a cliff.
While fans can't determine his fate on the show, they can still offer up their best stabs at the short-tempered king thanks to #RoastJoffrey, a two-day interactive slap in the royal brat's face.
"All roast the King! Lend us your tongues, taunts, and tweets for the first social-media roast of the 'beloved' King Joffrey," HBO encourages on RoastJoffrey.com.
Fans who want to offer up their best taunts should join in the fun on Twitter, Vine, Instagram and Facebook using the hashtag #RoastJoffrey.
Featured roasters on RoastJoffrey.com include celebrities director Eli Roth, model and reality TV star Adrianne Curry, rock stars Joel and Benji Madden, "Project Runway" judge Nina Garcia, comedian Steve Harvey, and comedian Joe Rogan, among others. Even Charmin toilet paper got in on the hate parade, sharing that "There are some people so crappy even we won't go near them. #RoastJoffrey #tweetfromthethrone."
Here are just a few more of our favorites:
"Would the heir to Baratheon please stand up, please stand up, please stand up." No no Joffrey, you sit back down. #RoastJoffrey
— Chrissyyy. (@chrissy_nguyenn) December 13, 2013
My man Joffrey is so cold, the White Walkers get frostbite just looking at him. #RoastJoffrey
— JD Drake (@JDDrake) December 13, 2013
Trying to import the Lannisters into a family tree software but it keeps crashing with "YourUncleIsYourDadError" #RoastJoffrey
— Zoran Vujcic (@Lord_Manderly) December 13, 2013
Two words Joffrey: Mouth. Wash. Seriously. Your breath smells like a Dothraki horde after battle! #RoastJoffrey
— JD Drake (@JDDrake) December 13, 2013
Every time Joffrey played in the sandbox, the cats would try to bury him. @GameOfThrones #RoastJoffrey
— Tyrion Lannister (@GoT_Tyrion) December 13, 2013
@GameOfThrones @NBCHannibal #RoastJoffrey is nice with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
— Mo Ryan (@moryan) December 12, 2013
Dear #RoastJoffrey, I have the perfect look for you! @GameOfThrones @HBO pic.twitter.com/prpOg0pycz
— Nina Garcia (@ninagarcia) December 12, 2013
If Joffrey was any more inbred, he'd be a sandwich @GameOfThrones #RoastJoffrey pic.twitter.com/ed86rSkzyp
— Danielle Seto (@shesthedan_) December 13, 2013For further hilarious jabs, be sure to also check out the fan-created meme #HipsterJoffrey. (Hint: Joffrey prefers artisanal, locally grown insults.)