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Tech Culture: CNET TV Blooper Reel

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Tech Culture: CNET TV Blooper Reel

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It's the cream of this year's blooper crop, featuring your favorite faces from CNET TV.

[ Music ] ^M00:00:05 [ Beeping ] [ Singing ] Season's change, take to the point of no return, hey, hey, hey, hey -- takin' me to the point of no return -- can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? The Lamar County School has -- ^M00:00:31 [ Inaudible background ] ^M00:00:41 >> Shut up -- that was perfect otherwise, I am perfect. Here we go. My pantyhose -- look honey I got a runner in my pantyhose. Fifty of their estimated 320 theaters converted to digital -- I can't breathe -- I tried -- I tried. [ Beeping ] >> This poor little ball's just getting tossed around -- the gadgets of the week -- let's try that again. The gadgets of the week are the new MacBooks Apple -- Wow -- By some accounts they just plain didn't want accurate recording of their votes. Recording -- I had a little verbal stumble that threw me off there. Even if you didn't hear it I did. I knew you did. He had the moves -- [singing] oh, they do, look at that. Oh, I have leprosy -- I don't have leprosy I hope you weren't recording that and you're not gonna use it against me later. [ Beeping ] >>Powering the Pilot is 3.5 liter V6 like so many other cars these days, Nissan's always done that motor well, it's a good engine. >> Is this a Nissan? >> Isn't it? >> No it's a Honda. >> It's a Honda, Christ -- [ Sound effect ] >> Ah, yes, the -- [beep] it got our Tech Car of the Year award the first year we did the judging -- that's -- [beep] Let's see how Honda did on mid-year '09 refresh and cleaned it up. [music] Okay, that's gonna have to work now I'm gonna have to clean this car. At this point you might be picking up on a -- Here's an example of what they're doing in Europe installing -- that was a hell of a -- okay, [laughing] -- [ Beeping ] >> The local drive, which is usually -- when the command prompt shows up -- uh, shows up -- press the Windows -- sorry, I can't even talk. Can tape a -- take -- AHH! One of the things that I've totally learned is really to just come to work with a level of professionalism because really it's all about earning the respect of your peers. [inaudible] ^M00:02:58 [ Music ] ^M00:03:03 >> Charlie we can pull out at -- sorry -- I pride myself on a lot of stuff and, ya know, I told myself I would never say anything here that I wouldn't say in front of my 3 year old niece. I think I've done that -- ^M00:03:24 [ Beeping ] ^M00:03:31 >> [music] Maybe we -- [music] Hey, who knows how many more -- [laughing] Would you ever switch from your traditional BlackBerry to the touch-screen BlackBerry? >> Yeah >> You would, why? ^M00:03:48 [ Background noise ] ^M00:03:59 >> Kind of gloppy sound [laughing] >> The 25 [inaudible] are competing in five categories; education, health, economic development, -- big silver floating objects -- sending an astronaut up to moon -- the moon. >> Johnny Depp wore one of our [inaudible] suits. >> I'm wearing like Johnny Depp's sweat right now. >> It's possible. >> I have to say, if you're a representative of CES we're coming back. [ Beeping ] >> The huge honkin' back butt -- >> Awesome! >> Tom: That's it, that's all we have? I hear Molly has over 3 hours of bloopers. >> What can I say Tom, I mean that's the price of perfection you hardly ever screw up. >> Tom: We'll just have to fake it. [sound effect] ^M00:04:42 [ Music ] ^M00:04:48 >> Welcome to -- welcome to -- welcome to [inaudible] -- welcome to CNET's Top Flive -- [beep] Top Flive? [laughing] Welcome to CNET's Top 7 [beep] Not 7, it's 5 -- Welcome to CNET's Top 5 where each week we count down another lame CNET -- who changed the [beep] script? ^M00:05:07 [ Beeping ] ^M00:05:13 >> So, with a fragile series of components like this you have to -- [sound effect] >> Tom: Hi, I'm Tom Merritt, here's what's new on CNET TV -- whoa -- why? And we'll see you next time. ^M00:05:23 [ Laughing ] ^M00:05:30 >> So, what do you think, is that gonna work? >> Tom: Absolutely -- [sound effect] Ah, I broke my leg, I think I pierced an artery. >> Oh, come on Tom you can stop now, just cut it out that's enough. Tom -- Tom -- Oh shit. ^E00:05:50

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