Star Wars told by a CNET intern who's never seen it
Hey, my name's Perila.
I have never seen Star Wars before.
I've seen posters of Star Wars.
I've seen light sabers and stuff at the store, when I go to Disney Land I've been on some few Disney rides and tomorrow and I'm going to answer a few questions and see what I know.
There's a robot and they lead you through a galaxy.
[UNKNOWN] there's a dark side, there's Darth Vader, who is against the light side.
The dark side refers to the dark side of the moon.
Pink Floyd is a band that I listen to sometimes.
The dark side and the light side are on the same moon, and There's one on the light side and one of the dark side of it the people who practice with the force are the Jedis.
I know Luke Skywalker is a Jedi.
They're fighting on the light side against Darth Vader.
They're protecting the force Darth is like the all-time bad guy.
Darth Vader is Luke's father and he has like a kind of voice.
He is the leader of the dark side because I'm a mask on his face that changes his voice because he's Luke's father.
So he's trying to be, You don't know who I am.
The Death Star is what Darth Vader is protected.
I have no idea what the death it's for death.
It kills people.
Maybe it's like a black hole kind of thing.
Wait, I think the Death Star is Maybe Darth Vader's ship.
Only a master of evil.
That, I think, is Luke Skywalker, and he is a jedi, and he is the main protagonist of the light side.
And, he is fighting for, the good of the world.
[SOUND] It's a robot, that's friends with Luke Skywalker, ->> [INAUDIBLE]
and,he does a lot of things.
[SOUND] I know how he sounds.
He looks like [UNKNOWN] he is not
And I'm not really sure who made him or what his name is, but he's a friendly little robot.
I don't know what you're talking about.
That's Princess Leia, I've seen her hair everywhere.
I'm pretty sure I was Leia for Halloween.
Married to Darth Vader and then falls in love with Luke Skywalker.
But that would be weird because that'd be like his mom marrying him.
She turns to the light side.
I think she was on the dark side.
I have no idea what doesn't Name is.
He's kind of like the robot.
I automatically know who that guy is in Star Wars.
[SOUND] [SOUND] That's the noise he makes.
And he is definitely on the good side.
And he's kind of like the robot in the sense that he helps the robot.
But I don't know his name ha ha you saved my again Han Solo.
He's on the dark side and he helps Darth Vader to kill people feel like he's kind of like the comedic relief of the movie.
That's what I'm looking at, he looks like that snail in monsters ink, that woman snail thing.
So she's kind of funny, so I'd imagine him being like a horse snail mix.
Now I've never heard his voice before.
Like kind of like the little lawn mowing high pitch voice.
That doesn't even look like it's from Star Wars.
I he's like probably a funny character Place some comedic relief.
But other than that, I've no idea.
He's probably on the good side too because he looks pretty, Like a good guy, I have no idea who that is
Is that the guy in Indiana Jones I've been on the Indiana Jones ride in Disneyland she's never seen that guy before
He looks like the comedian George Lopez.
He's probably a bad character because of those eyebrows and that like really deep furrow Between his, like that but it stretches all the way up.
I couldn't take this guy seriously but he looks like he'd be on the dark side.
I think Star Wars fans are totally justified.
It's a really intense movie.
I know that Star Wars is major in pop culture and there's a lot of sequels and Movies, I know I would have to take have to take at least a full day if not like two to watch those movies and I would like to do that soon.
[UNKNOWN] may the force be with you [SOUND].
Can we not include that last bit about pink floyd or cuz that makes me seem ignorant.
It just [CROSSTALK]
No it does not.