SNL's Andy Samberg kicks off F8 as Mark Zuckerberg
-I'm also proud to announce some new features on Facebook.
For example, a new section in your list of friends, it's called I'm not really friends with these people.
Now, yup, and here's a song I wrote this morning at breakfast.
Two, three, four, thrill mix, it's crunchy and sweet, yeah thrill mix.
Don't drop it on the floor, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What the hell are you doing?
I'm Mark Zuckerberg rock hard [unk]
-No, I'm Mark Zuckerberg.
You're Andy Samberg from SNL.
-Yeah, I don't think so.
Who the-- sandals.
It's classic Zuck dogs, slide.
-Alright, you can do up the act now man.
I don't know, I just sometimes wanna be you Mark, you know, walk in your shoes.
I wanna take your face off.
-Don't call face off.
-Hey, loan me a billion dollars.
-Is that for weed again?
-I have glaucoma.
-Look man, just how you're making stuff up.
The slope-- that's not even a real feature.
The deals was I was gonna feed you information through the earpiece and you're gonna repeat me.
-Earpiece, alright, you mean this, yeah.
I see the problem, it was in my pocket.
Technical difficulties, right?
We call that user ear.
-Good one Mark.
-Man, look at this up here, alright, I mean this truly is a gathering of the bergs.
-What other bergs are there?
-Oh funny, you should ask because look over here, it's our old pal Jesse Eisenberg.
-Oh man, don't do impressions.
-Hey, Mark, well,
this whole thing is omitted.
It's almost [unk], you know, if did invent Facebook, you would have invented Facebook, you know, I'm sorry this is gonna come out in [unk]
-Can I see--
-No, don't, don't--
-Talk this way.
-Okay, sorry I was [unk] sometimes carried away, but look out because another berg just showed up and he's a real fighter.
-Oh no, not Mark Wahlberg.
-Hey Zuck, how's going?
You created Facebook, right?
That's pretty cool.
[unk] thing real I could really use that.
-No, you just invented it.
You just invented it Andy.
Well, it nice to meet you.
So, hi to your mother for me, okay.
-Alright, Andy, I've got to do the keynote, have a good show on Saturday.
-Alright, I probably gonna phone it in actually [unk] good stuff on this beast forever.
- All I do is win, win, win no matter what Got money on mind, I can never get
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