Seinfeld makes Zuckerberg uncomfortable with personal questions

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We have all kinds of interesting people who come by and visit the office and I think I just caught someone out of the corner of my eye. I'm gonna see if I can pull this off so give me one moment and I'll be right back. All right I thought I found someone of interest here. We got Mr. Jerry Seinfeld. How's it going? I'm doing great. Mark, it's great to meet you. [LAUGH] It's good to meet you too. I had no idea you would be here. [LAUGH] So while we're here I think we have 10 or 15 more minutes in this Q and A. You want to take some questions for me? Yeah, sure, whatever you got. So here we should just pick one up and- Well I don't find any of these interesting at all. All right. Well then improvise. First of all I'd like to know what time you woke up. This morning, 6am. 6am. Okay. Which is not normal. But Max is like a pterodactyl. Right. I didn't know a human could make those noises. Right. But But I guess that's the way it goes. I was never a morning person. Max is definitely turning me into a morning person. So you get out of bed- I didn't say that. You asked me when I woke up. [LAUGH] I see. So you wake up and you stay in bed. Well, someone's got to go calm her down, but And then what do you do? This morning I went for a short run. Okay, before that. I wanna know the very first thing you do. You get out of the bed, you go to the bathroom. No, the first thing I do is look at my phone. You look at the phone first? Yeah [LAUGH]. Okay, that's interesting. Yeah. I do that, too. And what do you wanna know? I usually wanna know Did the Metts win or not. That's what I want to know. No that's not my thing, I'm not that guy. I know but what you do? Although I look at Facebook. To see what's going on in the world. Right. I check my messages and look at messenger and [INAUDIBLE] app. How many minutes would you say you spend. It depends. Where you go, I got to go to the bathroom. You know, it depends on what's going on in the world. On a good, calm day- Right. It'll probably be no more than a few minutes. Right. And so you stay in the bed, or so you sit up on the edge of the bed? Yeah, I think it's It's, I'm lying down [CROSSTALK] You're not sure I'm lying down and it's on the night table and I just pull it in. It's actually a pretty sad situation, to be honest, because I have contacts, right, I have an eye, I can't see that well. Right, me too. And before I put my contacts in, I often go look to see what's going on Facebook too. But I'm very near sighted, so I'm like [SOUND] Right Gotta put the funk, so that That's probably not my best moment. No, it's not anybody's. I wasn't planning on talking about this publicly, but- Well that's what I like to do, here's what I'm interested in. Okay.

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