Oh.
Slow down.
[LAUGH] Rob mobs are out and they are B E A U tilful.
Soak it in Mary.
[LAUGH] It's so cool what you can do with some of these latest mods they've been popping out.
that's right.
And this one is Nice Fly by [UNKNOWN] it lets you basically just
Jump into the sky and soar like an eagle.
It is exactly that what's interesting is that he calls it Nice Fly, but he also calls it Hancock Mode.
Alright.
As in we'll [UNKNOWN].
Let's give it a shot.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Oh, here it is Oh!
Oh!
[UNKNOWN] them.
You get them.
Recovery!
[LAUGH]
From below!
[LAUGH]
Dammit [UNKNOWN]!
Your methods are too [UNKNOWN]
Youre quick!
Youre gonna get someone killed.
Oops.
Yeah!
Oh!
Oh, all right well.
No impact.
[LAUGH]
All right, cool.
Why dont you gracefully land over there?
Okay.
Find some people.
Coming up.
Beautiful
Telekinesis by Dave A 94
Yeh, so let's give it a shot here.
Oh, what was that?
That's a lady right?
Who cares lift her.
And then I can slam her
[LAUGH]
[LAUGH]
Yet again.
Yeah I see whoa this guy.
There's a shadow there.
[LAUGH]
Yeah.
[UNKNOWN] where is your Congress?
Take me to your leader.
Whoa.
Whoa.
That was a good one.
You didn't even give him time to answer, he's just dead.
Lady of the night.
[LAUGH]
She looks tired.
She looks like an alien herself.
[INAUDIBLE]
Oh no, he's going to college, no.
[LAUGH] Trevor's magic bat.
Magic bat.
By bug ****.
Bug ****
Oh.
There's the magic.
[LAUGH]
Come on.
I mean I [UNKNOWN].
[LAUGH]
Don't laugh.
Oh.
What are you crying like that?
It [UNKNOWN] Get out.
[LAUGH] You all right.
Your [INAUDIBLE]
okay.
You all right.
Damn it.
[LAUGH] Foul ball.
****.
This game is.
Oh.
Oh.
My telekinesis.
Powers are incredibly [INAUDIBLE].
[LAUGH]
[INAUDIBLE] Yeah!
Love it.
[LAUGH]
I should be able, there's also moves where I can throw them in directions, so let's see here.
Shoot that guy.
Shoot him.
He is all telekinetic and ****.
[LAUGH]
[LAUGH]
Just make him go away.
Just push him as far as you can.
Go.
Bye.
Bye.
Good bye.
[LAUGH] Oh great.
Now Mary.
Okay?
You got another one here.
Alright.
Another weapon.
This one is called the nuke railgun.
[NOISE] The reason being.
Okay.
[LAUGH]
So, Marry.
Hey.
This is great.
So I don't even know if you know this, is that when you get five stars in
[MUSIC]
Umodded GTA, you never get tanks, you just get like FBI's and helicopters, so this one is 5 star army, which is awesome.
So now you get tanks, woah!
[LAUGH] Shoot it!
I thought I was saying you!
And you get [UNKNOWN]
helicopter.
[INAUDIBLE]
Here come the army.
Look at this guy, what are you looking at?
[LAUGH]
Whoa!
[UNKNOWN]
Whoa!
[CROSSTALK]
Oh, there they are!
Maybe they didn't have a shot.
They didn't like it when you did that.
I guess now I pissed them off.
Cool!
What a meta game.
[LAUGH]
[LAUGH] Remember me boys?
[LAUGH]
Hello!
He doesn't know what to do with his hands.
[LAUGH]
[LAUGH]
They look like ants.
Woah!
Oh, they're flying all the way to the left.
Yeah!
****!
So I'm using the controller.
Flying doesn't really work, whoo, he hit me in the ****.
[LAUGH] Oh no!
[LAUGH] I don't have any.
****.
What the **** is right.
[LAUGH] Did you hear of the word Santa Claus?
Whee.>>Mary there's another one from last week.
And it's called angry planes.
[LAUGH] I'm following you, Oh!>>Fella's.>>Easy.
[NOISE]
Whoa!
Look at you.
That's amazing!
And you're like one of them.
I'm like one of these guys.
Weird.
Whoa!
Whoa!
[LAUGH]
Watch your sits girl!
[LAUGH]
[LAUGH] I can feel that one.
Feel it!
I can feel the air right under my legs.
Take that you bastards!
[LAUGH] Whoa!
Oh my god!
Hes got this.
Hes got it.
[LAUGH] Totally got it.
[LAUGH] Hes going down!
Interior locations.
All the ones in the game One thing you were never able to get into before.
Well, you only, if they were related to a, a-
Story.>> Mission and then you couldn't really access it.
So-
Chicken factory.
Chicken factory.
[NOISE]
This is no place for a street performer.
[CROSSTALK] You're getting deep fried.
Deep fried!
Can you get in there?
Mm-mm.
Whoa.
This is a nightmare.
Yeah.
[SCREAMING]
Mom?
Dad?
Uncle Jim?
I gotta get out of here.
Freedom.
Freedom.
[LAUGH]
No.
Oh no.
Worst dream ever.
No.
Alright let's go somewhere else.
Let's go somewhere else, Mary.
Call up all your friends.
Hey guys.
[LAUGH]
You know the spot.
My yah, yeah, the whole pen.
Bring the whole pen.
Whoa.
[LAUGH] You are a party animal.
Whoa, how do you twist?
Oh.
[LAUGH]
Whoa, [LAUGH], what.
Oh, You did it.
You twisted.
[CROSSTALK] Oh, You might a thing or.
Here's the problem right, now we have telekinesis still on so any person that comes is going to not [LAUGH] gonna be having a great time.
Party it up.
You girls ready to get dirty.
Yeah, can you climb this.
Stairs.
I am coming, I am coming.
Get out of my way.
Mud bath, get out of the way.
****.
Get out of my way.
Yeah!
He's got 99 problems and they're all hoes.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, [LAUGH] hey what did I miss?
This party is just getting
Jordan!
Oh, oh.
Are we out of chips?
No problem, I got this.
I'll be right back.
It's me, Jesus.
And for the finale
We're gonna get biblical on this ****.
Jesus, away!
[INAUDIBLE]
[LAUGH] [INAUDIBLE]
I dont know about killing him.
[LAUGH]
Save the [UNKNOWN].
Recover, recover, recover!
Ooh!
Anyway, Maryam, where I was
Was Jesus doesn't need to walk on water anymore.
He just removes it.
He just took away all the water from the entire.
Oh that's so sweet.
This is like California because of the drought.
[LAUGH] Exactly.
This is what our backyard looks like.
Woah, I love the neon lighting.
[MUSIC]
Under the sea.
[LAUGH] Under the sea.
We are getting wetter, but there is no water, but dune buggies.
[LAUGH] Nice, very nice.
oh.
[LAUGH]
Wow.
[UNKNOWN]
[LAUGH]
So not cool.
Oh.
[LAUGH]
Not cool.
Yeah, we get it.
Oh, shark's respawning.
Oh.
They're spawning near you.
Land
You rely on that Hancock mode too much.
Seriously not cool!
Oh my god, and he relies on that line too much.
Darn it!
No!
Jesus!
[LAUGH]
You hit a whale.
California needs more water.
We're in a drought.
When we come back, Jesus
We'll bring water.
Previously on Jesus.
California is losing water, Jesus comes down, finally from heaven, to give California the water it deserves, but.
He, he went too far.
I've got Jesus on my six.
[LAUGH] I don't understand what I'm seeing.
[LAUGH]
How does he know not to
Oh!
[NOISE] Sorry.
You just lost a jeep.
Oh my god, look at this city.
Yeah, cool.
Yeah!
[LAUGH]
Aw.
It's a car.
Oh!
Darn it.
He hit you.
[LAUGH]
Recover.
Recover.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
Another whale.
Oh we're going to break this **** game so good.
Look guys, I'm sorry about what I did, but here's some whales for you.
[LAUGH]
Guys, I got whales.
Recover, Jesus, recover.
Oh, No.
[LAUGH] And do it.
[MUSIC]
Neeyah.
[LAUGH] [INAUDIBLE]
You.
I'll be there.
[LAUGH] [CROSSTALK]
This is so Jesus Man.
Like, he would be in a boat, but it would be flying [LAUGH].
Sorry, guys.
I'm coming in.
Aw no, I'm not.
[LAUGH]
[LAUGH]
Oh, ****.
Just kidding, I'm Jesus.
[LAUGH]
Just kidding.
There's a beetle.
Name that person.
I'm coming.
Save them Jesus.
Save them [LAUGH]
Get in!
You're not gonna make it.
[UNKNOWN] two of every kind in the boat?
No.
There's monkey.
Get in!
[LAUGH]
Is he getting in?
Oh no.
He's getting in!
Yeah!
Yeah!
[LAUGH]
Go, [UNKNOWN], go.
[UNKNOWN] water here [LAUGH] We already kinda screwed up the world with too much water.
[LAUGH] Why not just go all the way?
[LAUGH]
Oh, ****.
I'm coming to save you!
Oh my gosh, only tops of the buildings are left.
Oh, look at the boat!
Oh, never mind.
That way.
[LAUGH]
Hang on my children, I just need a really cool sub to come down and look at
No I said summaries.
[LAUGH]
[NOISE]
[LAUGH]
Yeah, I'm following, yeah, yeah.
[LAUGH]
Yeah.
[MUSIC]
[LAUGH]
Oh my God!
Whoah!
What's happening?
I don't know.
Is it the waves?
It's not Jesus.
Oh, it's always Jesus.
Okay, look at this guy over here.
Awww.
Well!
Well!
That was tough.
[LAUGH]
It was tough.
Well, until next time.
Sounds good.
Good stuff.
Thanks.
Good stuff.
[LAUGH]
Bye, Jesus.
Bye, Jesus.
Good bye my children.
