Game of Thrones season five is starting, and you probably need a memory refresher on who did what, where, and who died last season.
To help, we're gonna recap all the major season four events in two minutes.
Sansa is taken to the Eyrie by Littlefinger, she's freaked out by her cousin, and annoyed at the creepy uncle routine, and then Lysa falls through the Moon Door.
And now Sansa's Lady of the Vale, so what will that make Littlefinger?
[UNKNOWN] frees the slaves and sends [UNKNOWN] back to [UNKNOWN], she's betrayed by [UNKNOWN] and in the end she has to lock up her dragons, so sad.
After the red wedding, Aria goes on a buddy comedy adventure with the hound, and when the run into [UNKNOWN] and [UNKNOWN] she leaves the hound for dead.
And now she's [UNKNOWN] her way onto a ship bound for [UNKNOWN].
After Kieren's wed off to Sansa he's accused of killing his nephew.
And boy does his sister want him dead.
So he's locked up until the viper fights the mountain and then his brother helps him escape.
Only instead, he kills his love, Che.
Oh, and his dad, before climbing on a ship with Vari.
Newly fitted with a golden hand, the king slayer watches Jeoffrey die in front of him, then he gives Brienne Valyrian steel, not that one, perv, so she can find Sansa and then from his sister frees his brother, who kills his father, man that will really mess you up, huh?
Despite her twin's safe return, Cersei is thrown by Jaime, then the death of her son makes her want blood, so she blames Tyrion, hates Margaery Tyrell, and threatens her father.
But in the end, she loves Jamie, so naturally they hook up again.
Basically Brandt's been traveling with the Reeds the whole time, and Hordor.
And he's projecting himself into animals, and Hodor.
Magically seeing the past and future, and discovering his award, then.
And he finally makes it to the North and woods and low and behold there's the proleptic three eyed raven.
An castle black John Snow knows the free folk are coming and can't get anyone to believe him and emancertor does attack and John's true love is killed and Thracian swoops in from the north.
And, as promised, Hershouse is dead, or at least we think so.
Jophrey Lanister, I mean, [INAUDIBLE] Prince over in [INAUDIBLE], [INAUDIBLE], [INAUDIBLE] Reed, the Hound (maybe), Shay, and the crappy [INAUDIBLE].
I'm Kaitlin and you're all caught up for season 5 on HBO.