Everything you need to know about the new 'Civil War' trailer
Holy [BLEEP] Hawk Eye just shot an arrow with Ant Man riding on top of it.
And then, Spiderman shows up.
I'm getting a little bit ahead of myself.
That trailer though.
Okay, so, what is Civil War, anyway?
And why the hell are your two favorite Marvel superheroes fighting?
Well, as you can see from a new trailer, Cap and his buddies are being taken to task for the collateral damage caused in previous movies.
It also looks like something else goes down at the beginning of the new movie that prompts the government, led by a [UNKNOWN] Thaddeus Ross.
From the Incredible Hulk to step in and basically put the reins on superheroes.
Tony Stark, being a guy who likes to make mistakes and then try to fix them after the fact, sides with the government.
Captain America, being the this isn't freedom, this is fear guy that we all know and love, takes the other side, putting him at odds with Iron Man.
Sometimes, I want to punch you in your perfect teeth.
Some members of the Avengers side with Captain America, and others with Iron Man.
Then those two teams duke it out.
The movie, I'm sure, will go deeper into the reasons behind this, but those are the basics.
This is actually a new Spider-Man being played by actor Tom Holland, which marks the first time Spider-Man has been played by an actual teenager in a live action movie.
Okay, back to watching this trailer in an endless loop.
And not getting work done today.
[SOUND] Final warning.
I could do this all day.