Downsize me!
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Downsize me!

Phones
Dear Apple, Samsung, LG, Motorola, Nokia, Google and every other mobile phone maker out there. Please make smaller phones! For the last several years you've been making your phones bigger and bigger, but not everybody wants a GIANT PHONE! Let's say I wanna watch a movie, I have a TV for that and I also have a desktop and a laptop and a tablet. I'm not gonna watch a movie on my phone. I really don't need my phone to be as big as my face. And don't even get my started about fancy little purses that won't even close once you put in your wallet, some keys, and a phone. So you don't have any pockets, and your purse won't close. And gentlemen, is that a phablet in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? You know what else would be great? If I could sit down with my phone still in my pocket, because otherwise, I have to take it out, set it on the desk or the table, or God forbid, the toilet paper dispenser. Ew. I don't have a choice! If I don't take it out of my pocket, it's either gonna shatter or end up in the sh- -tter. Alright there's plenty of phablets out there. For those of you who want them great. But what about the rest of us. I just want a small phone and I want a good camera. I want a fast processor. I want all the bells and whistles I just don't want a six inch screen. I want something tiny and adorable. And smart and fast and you know, kick ****. Bigger is not always better.

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