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Even though the universe -- -- -- it's called the jobs met and address to get them through 27 B stroke fixes instead of IP. First -- it takes about two moon cycles and everything seems fine. Which -- the tech community to stop caring and go back to watching -- on demand and World of Warcraft inferno maybe you haven't gotten that one yet. But don't people that -- will soon be the end of World of Warcraft. On approximately April 1 President Obama frustrated that he cannot access espn.com. On his Verizon iPhone. -- the Internet is shutting down systematically. -- and Samuel L. Jackson to turn on the breakers but Jackson failed when he is locked into a two dimensional games get stuck on a plane and is surrounded by nibbles he. The president declares war against the Internet recruiting chuck -- says that the commander and advice -- as a consultant. Without the rest of the Internet however -- north as quickly defeated by the Internet defenders Jackie Chan Charlie -- -- Chan and -- -- otherwise known as. -- -- This brings great sadness of the -- With the Internet slowly collapsing like too many dreams folding in on each other South Korea evolve into panic as they wonder what they did with all that free time. FaceBook is no longer a significant sovereign superpower and farms go and harvested forcing everyone to run outside and therapist -- What is that creature an anonymous stranger asks is that earth. Note that the home -- boy brushed up on the science -- that is the sign all my god we're headed straight rich. The -- inside the anonymous man is this and realizes he overstepped its boundaries and can no longer troll boy. With redemption in his voice he pleaded I know JKO. Well. As July approaches are have healed and we can see the world around us and gain perspective. The most interesting man in the world -- -- stuff though because we learn about each other and realized we are all the most interesting. Steve Jobs unveiled the most incredible thing we have ever seen. And Android. Or rather he it is an Android. Copy protection is no longer needed in patent laws thrown out because our new -- world is enforced under the honor system. On July 4 Obama declares that the world that today is our Independence Day. Leo the port must resign as president of the Internet but finds solace and -- -- harvesting -- the northern California. I'm Molly Wood has nothing more to rant about that she packs up her belongings in boxes and -- and heads toward -- British Columbia. And with her -- in browser she smelled the sweet air of freedom primetime decides to help his community. Starting an after school finishing school so girls may become lady -- and boys become men. And veto -- human and video while he takes his remixes on tour toppling U two's Bono and philanthropy in concert revenue. Donald bell finds nothing to be sarcastic about. And his new found it offensive behavior grant him host of the Golden Globes which bomb in the ratings and grant them unlimited commentary points -- -- -- -- -- and -- the -- part. -- unaware of the turmoil feel snubbed when he tried to get on get on the now defunct buzz out loud even though we as a multi path. And Brian Cooley is invited by Richard Branson and Richard carry it into space and loves it so much he calls the stars his friend and the moon his mistress. Deciding to open up an interstellar delivery service planet express and he does have -- -- of space -- the reporting that he was attacked by -- while onboard one of -- delivery -- There's one telling issue however in that December of 2012 brings a fascinating twist. Mark Zuckerberg during a peace and security mission of part of his global social services to eradicating famine. It's killed by an iteration known as the algorithm but up. This is not -- center in triumph of the original group that created the algorithm but rather any -- copy of the brainchild of Google. This does begin a long standing war of humans -- -- algorithm of which there are many copies and they have a plan. -- -- Leo the -- is elected as president of the known universe declaring that all of the algorithms bases will be seized however the algorithm does unfortunately is that pass up the bomb before allowing their bases -- and you got. 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