Hey, what's up, folks.
It's basketball season.
NBA 2K16 is out.
And of course, that means that once again, Mary is asking us to sit in front of a Kinect to scan our ugly mug into this video game.
So, let's get to it, I guess.
Probably, all you have to do is hit OK, and then here I am.
I shouldn't open my mouth on my right side.
Then it will be all cake.
I feel like I didn't do enough.
I feel like I was too easy.
I barely turned my face left and right, and it was like yeah, we got it.
It's looking a little bit Uh-oh.
Why is it moving like that?
Is that face melting?
[LAUGH] This is great, cuz I'm really terrible at basketball, so this is gonna be wonderful escapism.
I can make myself like six-foot-nine as well, presumably.
It automatically makes me an African-American man?
What's wrong with my- I've got like, this [INAUDIBLE] style burn thing happening here.
It's like I'm haunted by my It looks like I have like a twin embryo that then like dies on my face when I was born.
And then I sent my parents the picture.
Look, Ma, it's your boy in the NBA.
You can get more in depth if you wanted to.
I haven't done this before, and I guess, according to some people it looks like me, but I've never seen that guy in my life.
Wow, almost like a cone head going on or something.
<< Could be better.
<< Yeah, it could be better.
I feel like it's still better than Danny's though so I can't complain that much.
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