Apple demos Continuity with call to Colbert
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Apple demos Continuity with call to Colbert

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[MUSIC] And so next I'm gonna move on to the next slide in my presentation. And you know, I heard that our new Chief of Secrecy Stephen Colbert has some concerns about his part of the presentation. And so actually I can give him a call from my Mac. Right here at his office. So let's just type up Stephen. There's his work number. Hello Red Delicious, this is Granny Smith, over. Is the squirrel in the basket? Roger, Fox Trot Thunderbolt Retina Swift Lightning. Okay, the line is secure. Glad you called, Frank. [LAUGH] I [APPLAUSE] I have some critical feedback. [APPLAUSE] I have some very critical feedback on the content of your presentation today. Specifically, I've got a big problem with my title. Well Chief Secrecy Officer? That's a pretty impressive title. I just don't think it's big enough to capture how important my role is at Apple. [LAUGH] Okay. Let me run this one by you. [COUGH] Hear me out. Supreme Allied Commander of Super Secrecy. [LAUGH] I, I don't know. Craig, if Supreme Allied Commander was good enough for Ike, it's good enough for me, okay? It beat Hitler. [LAUGH] I will also accept Intergalactic Chancellor. Intergalactic Chancellor. How about Yes. Supreme Commander? You'll let Tim know? Who? I'm sorry. I mean, Chairman Honey Crisp. Oh, yeah. Yeah. [LAUGH] Yeah, absolutely, I will, I will let the chairman know. [APPLAUSE] Glad you're seeing things my way. Now please get back to work cuz you know what I see when I look at my wrist. My wrist. [LAUGH] Where's the watch? Chop, chop, I'm jonesing for some jewelery, Craig. [LAUGH] I'll, I'll get right on it Stephen. Alright, over and out Granny Smith. Over and out Red Delicious. [APPLAUSE] [MUSIC]

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