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Just tell me what are we playing here star wars right star wars.
Star wars.
Yes.
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[UNKNOWN]
master of the world, and though he was not quite sure what to do next, he would think it's the winning-
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[LAUGH]
Mom.
Help.
Patrick.
Who the hell is Stephen Spielberg?
You're kidding, right?
You're a weird kid, Johnson.
You are gonna find the perfect girl for you really soon.
And then you'll finally lose your virginity.
Cut.
To everybody else, movies are something you do when you're tired of real life.
Cut!
To you, real life is something you do when you're tired of watching movies.
Herb Lightman.
He's been making these little movies since he was 9. You know, with the home movie camera his dad left behind.
But they're really something.
Yeah, real bad.
So, here's what I was wondering.
I can do that.
When this movie comes out, it's gonna be like Woodstock.
I'm thinking nerd style.
So where do you alien relatives come from?
A distant star system.
Yeah, what's it called?
Hollywood.
What's with Johnson?
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He's like some kind of sci-fi sea insect.
[SOUND] I have you now.
[SOUND]
Just don't forget I did this.
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What did you say?
You think because you can direct little Super 8 movies, you can direct how people's lives are gonna turn out?
We may be geeks on the outside, but on the inside, we're all killer apes.
And that's [UNKNOWN].
No, I'm not done I'm evolved!
My ancestors touched the monolith!
Your ancestors watched!
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There's There's this thing in it called the Death Star that can take out the Enterprise in one shot.
The Enterprise has deflector shields!
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