The CNET Astrology ReportGet advice for your digital lifestyle from the Mystical Altair's tech horoscope.
[ Music ] ^M00:00:03 >> Welcome to the CNET Astrology Report. I am the mystical Altair, I will use my knowledge of the stars that influences and some keyboard short cuts to bring you advice on your digital life style. Check your firewall, Aries because your shared resources are under scrutiny this month. Taurus, it's time to really learn how to use the on-line dating sites. Stop messing about. You are going to get a lot of work e-mail Gemini; you might want to set up some filters. Cancer, I can't tell you the investment offer is SPAM for short, but be careful. Using social networks is good for you Leo and will have benefits with your partner if you know what I mean. Now I know you want a new laptop Virgo but don't just buy the first thing you see, shop around. Libra, don't feed the troughs, respond to your blog comments intellihently and it will pass. Scorpio, you don't need more storage space but hard drives crash so may be some backing up. Sagittarius, it's time you may let your partner see your Quicken files, congratulations. When the boss wants you to be your friend on face book Capricorn, it's a good thing, stop crutching. Aquarius, what can I tell you? E-bay will pay off, be patient my friend. And finally Pisces, keep an eye on the e-mail. You'll get a surprise note in there, uh -huh. Okay, the mystical Altair is spent, that's all I have got. Come back next time for guidance from beyond and may your buffers always overflow with goods. >> Altair's mystical guidance is not based on actual science or technical evaluation and should not be taken as guaranteed tech buying advice. For that go to cnet.com and read the reviews. Altair's is not an actual astrologer nor is that actually Altair's real name. Void where prohibited.