If phones were teenage girls: Study hallIt's hard to focus with all these phones going off.
[SOUND] Omg, School is like soooo boring. Guys can you tell I've been working out? Watch me flex, LG flex. [LAUGH] Okay, Here is the closest FedEx. Ugh, Siri, no. Quiet in the back. This is a study hall, not a talking hall! Don't think I won't put all of you on silent. [BLANK_AUDIO] So I'm going to the pool this weekend with Xperia and Moto. Any of you want to come? No, you know I can't get my hair wet. What about you, Apple? When my hair gets wet, I totally have to put it in rice for hours to get it dry. But a super cute pink OtterBox swim cap is coming in the mail. I'll let you know. Here are some pictures of otters I found on the web. Siri, lower your voice. Quiet, I'm trying to figure out how to connect to the internet and I can't with all this talking. Hi, is this study hall period four? I am new here. [MUSIC] OMG Siri, no. Searching for, who is this girl? Okay, what is this feeling? He's got a new phone like every other week and if you're wondering whether Okay, the temperature today is [SOUND]