Inside, a Psychasec rep explains: they've developed a technique to upload your consciousness into a brand-new body they can grow to your specifications. Our eyes are rolling so hard they threaten to pop out... but some of our fellow showgoers whisper that they've heard of Psychasec before. Hunh.
The booth draws quite the crowd, but they're not all your typical CES attendees... some of their show entry badges read "Netflix." (They're plants!) Some can't help but crack a smile when we ask if "Psychasec" is real.