Halloween is a little more than a week away, what do you mean you don't have a costume yet? Not up for sexy ebola, or sexy Ken Bone? If you have an iPhone, there's a whole candy bowl full of suggestions right at your fingertips.
Just grab your phone, hold down the Home button, and say, "Siri, what should I be for Halloween?" It turns out that Apple's virtual assistant has been programmed with a variety of different answers, some of which are funny, some punny, and very few practical. Hey, what do you expect from a computer program, anyway?
OK, this one could work for a lazy person.
British Siri ("put the willies up?" is a bit of a grammarian, apparently.
Dr. House would have appreciated this bit of computer humor.
Siri is a bit of a space nerd.
Wherever Siri lives, they must have those mattress stores we do that are always having sales.
Aye, aye! Siri would like to team up for the holiday.
Maybe Siri is a huge fan of SpongeBob SquarePants.
Aw, this is our favorite Siri costume suggestion. Might just take her up on it.