But before you seize that innocent bystander by the neck and go all Dark Lord of the Sith on his unfortunate self, you should know there's a way to calm yourself. No, we don't mean a game of chess with a Wookie--we're talking about the new meditation video from Mr. Take-A-Deep-Breath himself, Darth Vader.
Produced by YouTuber Murdock129, who's also "worked with" Sega and Microsoft (among others), the video features a full 10 hours of the Dark Guru's soothing respirator melodies, guaranteed to have you chillin' like a villain in no time.
And if you feel like you need a change--after, say, your first hundred listens or so--you can make things interesting by opening up several tabs in your browser and starting a few versions of the video at different times.
Again--guaranteed to soothe the inner Sith. (And great, too, if you're using headphones to screen out the space clarinet while writing a blog item at the Mos Eisley Cantina--or if you want to crank call Princess Leia.)