As we all ramped up for loosely veiled cash-ins and hitting each other with plastic lightsabers, we felt a disturbance in the Force. A Sydney, Australia, burger joint called Bar Luca (most famous for its Blame Canada burger) has celebrated the most momentous day of the year with the Return of the Chedi. It was a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.
It looks like this:
I'll give it points for the blue-milk bun, but there are some staggering leaps in logic to justify the kransky. The closest I got was "kranskywalker". And there are three of them, which basically confirms Rey is the third-generation Skywalker.
It was a struggle to find the theme connecting the other ingredients, but hey, still better than the prequels. Maybe next year we'll get an Empire Strikes Bacon.