When I first saw this I thought the first line was "Long, long lines of coke."
I thought this would be a contemporary dirge to the emptiness of the corporate American dream. This was, after all, being sung to Don McLean's "American Pie."
Sadly, it seems, the first words are "long, long lines of code." For this is the resignation ditty of Karen X. Cheng, a project manager at Microsoft.
I found myself tensing to see how Chen would rework the lyric: "This will be the day that I die." For there would be something deeply poetic in retaining it as a gesture of true emotional commitment to the Redmond cause.
Sadly, she reworked it to "forever recalc or die," which presumably is some terminology that makes certain people feel unaccountably emotional. She does, though, seem to wish Excel a swift immolation.
Chen, at least can sing with feeling. I wonder if she owns a Zune.