Sure, you can stir a spoonful of wheat germ into their sugary breakfast cereal, but if you want to avoid straight-up deception, you can increase the fun factor of wheat bread by using this Darth Vader Toaster. The image-burning toaster has been around for a while, but I particularly like the Darth Vader version. The possibility have eating Darth Vader toast brings to mind a morning at the breakfast table filled with mechanical breathing and "I am your father" references. And anyone with a sense of humor knows that there's no better way to start your day than with a laugh.
The novelty toaster looks like it's straight from the movie, and you can use the force to change the settings and increase or decrease the dark side in your bread. It's not supposed to be released until January (sorry, Christmas gift-givers), but you can preorder it for $54.99 at the Star Wars shop.