OK, we admit this is really stupid. But we're all about accessorizing here at Crave, and we know that there's no accounting for taste. So for those who are drawn to such items as the "USB Mini-Lips Speaker" from Hong Kong's Brando ( ) to complement the ensemble. The 2-watt speaker connects to anything with a 3.5-millimeter jack and is small enough to be worn around the neck as an ill-advised fashion statement. An unsolicited word of advice: If it starts to , we suggest keeping it to yourself." and the " ," we feel obligated to pass along this "