Apple SNUBS super soar-away SUN in Page 3 stunner STORM!
Your super soar-away Sun has been sensationally AXED from an iPhone app after Apple BRANDED page 3 lovelies OBSCENE!
Apple has sensationally BLASTED your super soar-away SUN in a row over Page 3 stunners like Essex lovely Krystal, 24, pictured, from Essex.
Apple BLOCKED the Newspaper(s) application, which lets you read the Sun and 50 other newspapers that aren't as good because they don't have as many boobs in them (if you don't count the Mirror's columnists). Now your superjacent solar Sun has been AXED from the app, iPhone can read the Guardian, Mirror and Times, as well as the New York Times, Washington Post, Le Monde, Bild Zeitung, the Moscow Times and the China People's Daily -- which probably knows a thing or two about censorship.