Highlights from the faux 1985 report include a report on the new-and-improved Commodore 128, complete with 128KB of RAM, and the promise of a "tapecast"--basically a podcast, '80s style, recorded on an audio cassette and passed around.
Sadly, they didn't mention the pivotal machines from my youth--my first computer, the TRS-80 Color Computer (hooked up to a TV set, of course) and its eventual replacement, the venerable Tandy 1000.