When his parents denied him a Super NES, he got mad. When they traded a prize Sega Genesis for a 2400 baud modem, he got even. Years of Internet shareware, eBay'd possessions and video game testing jobs after that, he joined Engadget. He helped found The Verge, and later served as Gizmodo's reviews editor. When he's not madly testing laptops, apps, virtual reality experiences, and whatever new gadget will supposedly change the world, he likes to kick back with some games, a good Nerf blaster, and a bottle of Tejava.
2. The Apple Store just dropped a huge hint that an upgrade might be coming at WWDC, too. As noted by MacObserver today, ship dates for the 13-inch MacBook Pro without Touch Bar have mysteriously slipped to June 6.
3. The current MacBook Pro may have a serious issue, one that could turn into a class-action lawsuit: The company's "butterfly switch" keyboards appear to be easily damaged by specks of dust, rendering keys inoperable. A new model might theoretically fix that.
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Don't get me wrong, Apple makes great computers. Here's our full review of the latest 15-inch MacBook Pro. But if there was a strong chance a new one would arrive in the next couple weeks, and a chance that new computer could contain an important fix, I'd definitely want someone to warn me.
So I'm warning you right now. But if you're going to ignore me and buy anyhow, at least check out these Memorial Day deals.
Apple didn't immediately respond to a request for comment.